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As witness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe weight of candlelight in cathedral air.\u003cbr\u003eThe scent of pumpkins rotting under a red moon.\u003cbr\u003eThe echo of betrayal clinging to knight’s steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese pieces aren’t costumes.\u003cbr\u003eThey’re living memory in stitched form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClaim your relics before the parade begins.\u003cbr\u003eOr stand in silence as they march past your door.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"terms-and-conditions-apply-undying-warlock-tee","title":"Terms and Conditions Apply - Undying Warlock Tee","description":"\u003ch6\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSession Entry: DD-TCWP-01\u003cbr\u003eSubject Type: Warlock-Class Fine Print\u003cbr\u003eFiled under: Order \/ Cost \/ Darkness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h6\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAlways read the fine print.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery pact promises power. 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