Balloon Animals - Death Metal Tee
Balloon Animals - Death Metal Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
Product Lore
Balloon Animals, an auditory apocalypse incarnate, mercilessly shreds through decency and decorum like a chainsaw through flesh. Their cacophonous assault on musical sensibilities is like a middle finger to artistic restraint, as if they've ingested the souls of demons and belched out pure sonic chaos. And let's not kid ourselves, their lyrics are a veritable feast of the grotesque, making even the darkest pits of hell seem like a quaint vacation spot. If you're looking for aural brutality that'll slap your eardrums into submission, Balloon Animals is the unholy dirge you've been desperately craving.
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