You Make me Feel Alive - Emo Gardener Tee
You Make me Feel Alive - Emo Gardener Tee
This design would be locked away forever on August 31st. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Gildan 2000)
Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve (center back) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 18" | 28" | 15.125" |
M | 20" | 29" | 16.5" |
L | 22" | 30" | 18" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 19.5" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 21" |
3XL | 28" | 33 | 22.375" |
4XL | 30" | 34" | 23.625" |
5XL | 32" | 35" | 25" |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
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Designed in Texas, Made in America
Product Info
Product Info
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.



Just because you become a skeleton, it doesn't mean you get to stop being a plant mom.
Perfect for those who thrive on irony, this design is both macabre and oddly uplifting—because nothing says "I care" like a skeleton tending to their emotional support foliage.
Whether you’re into gardening, skeletons, or dark humor, this tee has you covered. Grow your collection!
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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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