Anarcho-Dungeonism Tee
Anarcho-Dungeonism Tee
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The DM sets the scene. The party nods—smiling, waiting. The DM rolls the dice.
Then, everything goes off the rails.
The rogue assassinates the king you spent hours writing lore for. The bard charms the villain into an existential crisis. The wizard dimension doors out instead of fighting the boss. The barbarian? They punch a god.
The carefully crafted campaign world is burning.
This is Anarcho-Dungeonism.
This shirt isn’t for rules lawyers or DM dictators—it’s for the party members who throw the game into beautiful chaos.
You aren’t a prisoner of the dungeon. You don’t follow its rules. You don’t play by its gods.
You’re a chaos engine in a world trying to stay on script.
Get yours before the DM nerfs it.
More from February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
The grunge era never died—it just got lost in the haze of a smoke-filled tavern, waiting for the right riff to bring it back. Now it’s kicking down the dungeon door with loose-fitting combat boots, louder, rawer, and rolling with advantage.
Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 2 cranks the distortion to max, fusing epic fantasy with ‘90s grunge rebellion in a way that hits harder than a half-orc's reckless attack (pre-nerf.)
Not every hero wears plate mail—some wear flannel and steel-toed boots.
Not every bard sings ballads—some scrawl dungeon maps in the margins of old setlists.
Not every adventurer seeks glory—some just want one more gig, one last roll, one final chord before the lights go out.
This collection is for the misfits who battle their demons (literal or otherwise), roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know every campaign is just an experience waiting to be made into an emotion-filled rock album.
Your next adventure starts now. Roll for rebellion.
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Very comfortable and fits true to size. Print feels high quality and like it won't start flaking
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Amazing shirt. Awesome. 10/10 speedy shipping and the quality is impressive. Fits true to size.

I love the “Reject” shirt I got as well as the concept. Super cool and definitely a head turner when I wear it out. The only issue I have is figuring out what other one I want.

A brand that appeals to my tastes. As a child of the 80s it does come with a nostalgia that takes me back. As a current DnD player this speaks to me.I have always been fond of non-standard brands.

I am impressed with the shirt. Not only did it turn heads when I was at my DnD table, it fits the class I so often play. Definitely would love to see an Oathbreaker version, but this will do. So far, it has held up in the wash. "Deus Vult"

5 stars!
The t-shirt I ordered exceeded my expectations—high-quality material and a crisp, vibrant print. It fits perfectly and the sizing is true to size, which is always a plus. Definitely recommend and will be ordering again!

I Love the T-shirt!

Love the shirt! It fits great and feels good.
I live in Phoenix so using a lighter weight shirt is perfect.
I've gotten mixed responses on the design but my friends all love it and it's a high quality print.

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Before I got this shirt, everybody else at the table didn’t know I was the run running the game. Now that I’m wearing this high quality shirt, everyone respects me when I tell them to roll for initiative.

Got the heavyweight version, was expecting it to be a bit thicker like a vintage t shirt. Still great though.
No issues with site. Shirts are great. Do recommend

Got it for my girlfriend and she says its super comfortable
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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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