Mage Against the Machine - Wizard Tee
Mage Against the Machine - Wizard Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.
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Product Lore
Casting in the Name of!
I know RATM isn't grunge, but hear me out...
Rules? Overrated. The system? Broken. The machine? Meant to be dismantled.
If you’ve ever looked at the rulebook and thought, What if I just… didn’t?—this is your shirt.
Most people think mages are just walking encyclopedias of spells—wizards locked in towers, playing by the book. But real magic isn’t about rules. It’s about bending them.
Mages are the ones who change the game. They don’t accept the status quo. They don’t roll with the system—they rewrite it. They’re the ones who look at the battlefield and say, Nah, let’s drop a meteor on this whole thing.
This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a statement. It’s a middle finger to the forces trying to keep you in line.
Wear it to the table. Wear it to the mosh pit. Wear it anytime you’re about to break the game.
It’s the shirt you wear when you’re about to turn a Nat 1 into a legendary story.
It’s your sign to stop waiting for permission—and start rolling for revolution.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
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