Medium and Heavy Armor
Protection from weather and the forces of darkness. Filed in no particular order
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Embrace Savagery - Barbarian Hoodie
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Embrace Wizardry - Wizard Hoodie
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Rage Axes - Barbarian Hoodie
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No Returns No Refunds - Barbarian Hoodie
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No Gods No Dungeon Masters - Anarcho-Dungeonism Hoodie
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Filed under: Defensive Wearables / Session-Class Utility
ARMOR // FREQUENT QUERIES
Is this just a hoodie or is it actually armor?
Yes.
I file it as Armor because that’s what it is. Armor for cold weather, bad rolls, late nights, and long rests.
It may not stop an arrow, but it will stop you from being naked and disrespected.
How do they fit?
Field-tested: standard unisex fit.
True to size with just enough room for layering underneath or concealing your gear.
If you're between sizes, consider sizing up for max comfort.
(Or down, if you're optimizing for Dex.)
Will the design fade?
No - these hoodies are 100% cotton on the outside, perfectly aligned for holding the resonance.
However, like all relics, they survive longer when respected. It also will probably just get cooler looking over time.
What's up with these hoodies?
Built for long sessions and cold nights, they're cut for comfort and resilience. The 100% cotton face holds the design with amazing congruence, while the ring-spun blend makes it soft enough to wear into the ground. A double-stitched hood, pouch pocket, and matching drawstrings finish it clean.
Important: Size up if you like a looser fit.
- 100% cotton face
- Soft 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Front pouch pocket
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood
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Cute. Exactly what I expected.
Very happy with the quality of my shirt and the print!
My new shirt is great! I really like the quality of the fabric and it fits perfectly. The print is nice and big, it fills the front of my big 3x! 😂 I also received awesome customer service from Rex!
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The shirt is awesome. The design is awesome.!
Amazing customer service. Very personal and professional. No problems to correct. Everything was great!
Print looks great! Sizing is perfect, and the hoodie is nice and comfortable.
Product looks great and super comfortable.
Product looks great and super comfortable.
I ordered three shirts. I messed up on the size for one and sent an email to ask for the correct size. I got an immediate response from Rex that the order would be corrected. I received the correct size for every shirt and I received my order on time. The shirts are great quality and I am very happy with my purchase.
Quality shirts that fit. Great graphics too.
I CAN SEE ETERNITY! I FEAR NOT FOREVER BUT INSTEAD THAT I CAN SEE IT IS FINITE!
Great customer contact and amazing selection. Shipped in a timely manner and the shirt is absolutely amazing. The colors are vibrant and soft, not sticky or rubbery.
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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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