Filed under: Defensive Wearables / Session-Class Utility

ARMOR // FREQUENT QUERIES

Is this just a hoodie or is it actually armor?

Yes.

I file it as Armor because that’s what it is. Armor for cold weather, bad rolls, late nights, and long rests.

It may not stop an arrow, but it will stop you from being naked and disrespected.

How do they fit?

Field-tested: standard unisex fit.

True to size with just enough room for layering underneath or concealing your gear.

If you're between sizes, consider sizing up for max comfort.

(Or down, if you're optimizing for Dex.)

Will the design fade?

No - these hoodies are 100% cotton on the outside, perfectly aligned for holding the resonance.

However, like all relics, they survive longer when respected. It also will probably just get cooler looking over time.

What's up with these hoodies?

Built for long sessions and cold nights, they're cut for comfort and resilience. The 100% cotton face holds the design with amazing congruence, while the ring-spun blend makes it soft enough to wear into the ground. A double-stitched hood, pouch pocket, and matching drawstrings finish it clean.

Important: Size up if you like a looser fit.

  • 100% cotton face
  • Soft 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

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Alan T.

I love this jacket. It would be perfect for cos-play. I don't cos-play. 🤣 I get some many compliments, when wearing this cool jacket.

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Blake C.

Really cool artwork and really soft material!

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Rogan H.

Fantastic service

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Blake C.

Arrived quickly, and well packaged. Love the design, very soft material, but it's a little tight for the size (I'm 6'3" and wear somewhere between a medium and a large) so I'll have to watch the amount of eggnog and cookies this season.

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Website is well laid out, all the details on each product are very clear. Super fast shipping even as we near the holidays. Truly one of the best shopping experiences I’ve had in a while, especially from a small business I’ve never purchased from before. 10/10

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Katherine

Very funny shirt, arrived promptly and as a pleasant surprise- itwas softer than expected!

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Rama T.

If I needed a slogan for an Oathbreaker (My current character), this defines him to a T! Large, nice vinyl like gloss, this baby looks cool. Trapper-Keeper, door, locker, your Jug of water (or caffeine go-go juice), this baby is almost too good to stick to things.

Thank you TSAURUS, you have given me a sticker that defines my PC!

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Damian

Second t i bought and I freaking awesome!

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Roxxanne W.

Comfy shirts, high quality print, and super fast shipping! I definitely recommend!

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Emily C.

Love it! It’s hilarious and the design is awesom

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Roxxanne W.

One of the comfiest shirts I’ve ever ordered, plus the colors on the design are so vibrant! Definitely would order again!

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Amberlyn

True to size, clear, detailed design. Well made and comfortable, too. Quick shipping.

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William V.

Incredible. Feels great. Excellent print. Love it.

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Damian

Badass shirt! Great quality!

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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...

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