Filed under: Defensive Wearables / Session-Class Utility

ARMOR // FREQUENT QUERIES

Is this just a hoodie or is it actually armor?

Yes.

I file it as Armor because that’s what it is. Armor for cold weather, bad rolls, late nights, and long rests.

It may not stop an arrow, but it will stop you from being naked and disrespected.

How do they fit?

Field-tested: standard unisex fit.

True to size with just enough room for layering underneath or concealing your gear.

If you're between sizes, consider sizing up for max comfort.

(Or down, if you're optimizing for Dex.)

Will the design fade?

No - these hoodies are 100% cotton on the outside, perfectly aligned for holding the resonance.

However, like all relics, they survive longer when respected. It also will probably just get cooler looking over time.

What's up with these hoodies?

Built for long sessions and cold nights, they're cut for comfort and resilience. The 100% cotton face holds the design with amazing congruence, while the ring-spun blend makes it soft enough to wear into the ground. A double-stitched hood, pouch pocket, and matching drawstrings finish it clean.

Important: Size up if you like a looser fit.

  • 100% cotton face
  • Soft 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

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Daniel G.

These are my favorite shirts ever, I think I have to get them all

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Super rad shirt. Recipient told me tonight how soft it was.

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Excellent design, fits comfortably.

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Love it

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Bryan K.

Awesome shirt. This was a gift for our group’s fighter. She’s a badass, and she didn’t mention it, but I would’ve loved an option with a female fighter pictured on the tee shirt. 🤷🏻‍♂️ She still loves it.

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Daniel

Amazing art on a high-quality T-shirts, couldn’t be better 👍

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Eric

You Rock!

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Jason

Great items. Arrived quickly and as expected without issues.

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Eric

Loved it!

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Anonymous

perfect fit!

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Alan T.

I love this jacket. It would be perfect for cos-play. I don't cos-play. 🤣 I get some many compliments, when wearing this cool jacket.

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Blake C.

Really cool artwork and really soft material!

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