Filed under: Defensive Wearables / Session-Class Utility

ARMOR // FREQUENT QUERIES

Is this just a hoodie or is it actually armor?

Yes.

I file it as Armor because that’s what it is. Armor for cold weather, bad rolls, late nights, and long rests.

It may not stop an arrow, but it will stop you from being naked and disrespected.

How do they fit?

Field-tested: standard unisex fit.

True to size with just enough room for layering underneath or concealing your gear.

If you're between sizes, consider sizing up for max comfort.

(Or down, if you're optimizing for Dex.)

Will the design fade?

No - these hoodies are 100% cotton on the outside, perfectly aligned for holding the resonance.

However, like all relics, they survive longer when respected. It also will probably just get cooler looking over time.

What's up with these hoodies?

Built for long sessions and cold nights, they're cut for comfort and resilience. The 100% cotton face holds the design with amazing congruence, while the ring-spun blend makes it soft enough to wear into the ground. A double-stitched hood, pouch pocket, and matching drawstrings finish it clean.

Important: Size up if you like a looser fit.

  • 100% cotton face
  • Soft 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

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Harrison C.

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Katey m.

Very soft, and the print is not sticky

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James T.

Great shirt! Feels great looks great, and I received the shirt in a timely manner.

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Anonymous

Kick ass

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MG

Fantastic soft shirt and great design on the shirt. Love it.

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Ian L.

Shipped quickly, exactly as described. Awesome t-shirt.

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Anonymous

Fits true to size, great design, and I got complements on the shirt from the other players at the table. Can’t ask for much more than that!

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Daniel W.

Love the shirt, love the classic fit

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Travis S.

Shirt is very comfortable, graphic seems to be a good quality. Not a flaky knockoff special. My players liked when I wore it to a game of Cyberpunk. Will be a good to DM/GM shirt for a long while

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Kyle M.

Great design, good fit

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Anonymous

Sick

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PG-2025

The shirt material is a lot softer than I was expecting and the print quality looks great! The design caught my eye on Instagram and I'm glad I pulled the trigger on it before it's gone. I'm really looking forward to wearing this one for future game sessions.

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Anonymous

Very comfy fit and the colors are just as vibrant in person. New favorite shirt! :)

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Helen B.

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Angel R.

200\200 services I’m definitely gonna order more from here

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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...

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