No Returns No Refunds - Barbarian Hoodie
No Returns No Refunds - Barbarian Hoodie
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Important: It's recommended to size up if you like a looser fit.
Midweight Size guide
| Width | Length | Sleeve length | |
| S | 20 | 27 | 33 ½ |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34 ½ |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35 ½ |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36 ½ |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37 ½ |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38 ½ |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 | 39 ½ |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40 ½ |
Heavyweight Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |
Product Details
Product Details
Midweight
Built for daily comfort. Soft, durable, accessible.
Fits a little loose
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd.²
- soft feel and reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Front pouch pocket
- Double-needle stitched
Heavyweight
Built for long sessions and cold nights, this relic is cut for comfort and resilience. The 100% cotton face holds crisp prints, while the ring-spun blend makes it soft enough to wear into the ground. A double-stitched hood, pouch pocket, and matching drawstrings finish it clean.
Important: Size up if you like a looser fit.
- 100% cotton outside layer
- Soft 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester inside layer
- Front pouch pocket
- Matching flat drawstrings
- 3-panel hood

Product Lore
Session Entry: DD-NRNR-08
Subject Type: Retail-Class Rage
Filed under: Denial / Policy / Retribution
You charged. That’s the policy.
You don’t negotiate with the undead.
You don’t file complaints.
You don’t ask for mercy.
You solve every problem the same way: with an axe, velocity, and absolutely no plan beyond impact.
Rage isn’t something you enter- it’s where you live. The world throws bones and curses and crawling horrors your way, and you don’t flinch. You leap into the throng, magic golden axe first, shouting a return policy you absolutely do not honor.
Wearing this tee marks you as someone who doesn’t hesitate. You don’t wait for backup. You are the solution. You’ve already rolled initiative. You were never going to accept a return. You’re here to spend it all.
Printed on battle-black cotton. Unisex fit.
Worn best at dawn raids, last stands, or when asked dumb questions at checkout.
Claim the relic.
Throw away your receipts.
You break it, you bought it.
And you're always going to break it.
From September 2025 - Danger & Darkness
The people speak of rest. Of peace.
Of soft earth, closed eyes, and quiet ends.
But there are times when graves don’t hold.
When oaths break like rotten wood.
When the harvest is not wheat- but blood and bone.
When the dead and the damned parade through the streets, on the hunt for their tricks and their treats.
You can hear it between the flickering of flames from your torches.
The scrape of rusted steel.
The rattle of teeth in a loose jaw.
The laughter of things with no earthly voice.
In the once hallowed halls of the ancient crypt, your torch passes something carved into the wall.
A warning from previous explorers?
Ancient text, telling the story of this place?
A rune-carved magical trap?
It says simply, "No Days Off"
To wear these relics is to join the parade.
Not as prey. As witness.
The weight of candlelight in cathedral air.
The scent of pumpkins rotting under a red moon.
The echo of betrayal clinging to knight’s steel.
These pieces aren’t costumes.
They’re living memory in stitched form.
Claim your relics before the parade begins.
Or stand in silence as they march past your door.
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Let customers speak for us
from 640 reviews
I CAN SEE ETERNITY! I FEAR NOT FOREVER BUT INSTEAD THAT I CAN SEE IT IS FINITE!
Great customer contact and amazing selection. Shipped in a timely manner and the shirt is absolutely amazing.
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Great quality of the shirt and the print.
The perfect gift for a small bard or awenydd
I really like the artwork and look forward to other content you might make in this style in the future.
Quick response and service. Will be buying more
Can’t wait to wear it to work, where I always have to hear “Teamwork makes the dream work.”
love it
Absolutely wonderful! 10/10
Everyone loves and asks where I got it.
Great shirt, fabric is soft to the skin and the design is incredibly creative
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The shirt is EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great quality shirt and print Quality !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NERDS TOGETHER STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it! Just wish it had arrived more quickly!
Great shit and design! I love that it’s not super slim fitting
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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