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No Returns No Refunds - Barbarian Hoodie

No Returns No Refunds - Barbarian Hoodie

This design would be locked away forever on October 31st. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

Regular price $45.93 USD
Regular price $57.41 USD Sale price $45.93 USD
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  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Important: It's recommended to size up if you like a looser fit.

Midweight Size guide

  Width Length Sleeve length
S 20 27 33 ½
M 22 28 34 ½
L 24 29 35 ½
XL 26 30 36 ½
2XL 28 31 37 ½
3XL 30 32 38 ½
4XL 32 33 39 ½
5XL 34 34 40 ½

Heavyweight Size guide

  CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 20 27
M 21 28
L 23 29
XL 25 30
2XL 26 ½ 31
3XL 28 32

Product Details

Midweight

Built for daily comfort. Soft, durable, accessible.

Fits a little loose

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd.²
  • soft feel and reduced pilling
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Double-needle stitched

Heavyweight

Built for long sessions and cold nights, this relic is cut for comfort and resilience. The 100% cotton face holds crisp prints, while the ring-spun blend makes it soft enough to wear into the ground. A double-stitched hood, pouch pocket, and matching drawstrings finish it clean.

Important: Size up if you like a looser fit.

  • 100% cotton outside layer
  • Soft 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester inside layer
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood
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Product Lore

Session Entry: DD-NRNR-08
Subject Type: Retail-Class Rage
Filed under: Denial / Policy / Retribution

You charged. That’s the policy.

You don’t negotiate with the undead.
You don’t file complaints.
You don’t ask for mercy.
You solve every problem the same way: with an axe, velocity, and absolutely no plan beyond impact.

Rage isn’t something you enter- it’s where you live. The world throws bones and curses and crawling horrors your way, and you don’t flinch. You leap into the throng, magic golden axe first, shouting a return policy you absolutely do not honor.

Wearing this tee marks you as someone who doesn’t hesitate. You don’t wait for backup. You are the solution. You’ve already rolled initiative. You were never going to accept a return. You’re here to spend it all.

Printed on battle-black cotton. Unisex fit.
Worn best at dawn raids, last stands, or when asked dumb questions at checkout.

Claim the relic.
Throw away your receipts.
You break it, you bought it.
And you're always going to break it.

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