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Divine Smite - Paladin Tee
5.0 / 5.0
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Baba Yaga Hut Tee
5.0 / 5.0
(7) 7 total reviews
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Dunkin Dungeon Master Tee
5.0 / 5.0
(4) 4 total reviews
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I Play Chaotic Neutral Tee
4.33 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Murderhobo Tee
5.0 / 5.0
(2) 2 total reviews
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Spellcaster Be Kind Long Rest Tee
5.0 / 5.0
(3) 3 total reviews
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Dunkin DM - Dungeon Master Sticker
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Keep the Balance - Mordenkainen Tee
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Yeenoghuey Tee
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I Play Chaotic Neutral Sticker
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Burglar King - Rogue Tee
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Look twice. Then roll for insight.
You’re surrounded by the modern world—brands, logos, slogans drilled into your brain since you could hold a controller or crush a Capri Sun. And now? None of it feels like you. It’s all mass-market noise. No magic. No dice. No dragons. No dungeons.
But what if that nostalgia could crit?
What if your favorite brands—the ones burned into your cudltural DNA—got multiclassed into something just for your table? The sacred icons of late-night snacks, childhood commercials, and mall-rat mayhem—each one rolled through a chaotic D20 filter and resurrected as something way more legendary.
Enter D&Double-Takes, a blend of parody and party banter. This month’s designs take the corporate colossi and give them stat blocks. They’re not just visual puns—they’re little acts of rebellion- alchemy for nerds. Each shirt dares you to say, “Wait… is that what I think it is?” And then? Yeah. It's ...not.
Choose your illusion. Let the mundanes squint. The ones with proficiency in perception will get you.
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July 2025 - What We Hold
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June 2025 - D&Double-Takes
Look twice. Then roll for insight. You’re surrounded by the modern world—brands,...
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May 2025 - Reject Modernity
The world has forgotten its way. This is an age of noise,...
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April 2025 - Board(games) & Sorcery
The tavern is full. The tankards are overflowing. Someone just cast Firebolt...
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March 2025 - Dungeonwave & Dragons
The Lost Arcade Fantasy of a D&D Multiverse Gone Neon Step into...
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February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
The grunge era never died—it just got lost in the haze of...
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January 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons
The grunge era never died—it just took a long rest. Now it’s...
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Very soft, loved the graphic!
Reality is Negotiable - Wizard Tee
My friend said it fit great and the fabric was super soft! Screen printing seemed high quality. Overall super pleased with it!
The colors pop so sharply from the black fabric. I nearly wept when I first saw the shirt as it reminded me of the times I was lost for words when trying to soothe those in mourning. Wearing the shirt helps give me catharsis for myself and my failures while inspiring me to be what the aggrieved near me need me to be.
I play a paladin and I smite first, ask no questions. This old tyme theme sells itself.
I cannot get enough of this product line. Was feeling like i needed to be that killer DM.
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
This was a really cool series of t-shirts. I currently own four from the Reject Modernity collection, and the quality of the inking is very nice. I enjoy wearing these shirts a lot. Thank you and I hope you have more fun designs to come.
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Store offers high-quality t-shirts with creative, niche designs, particularly D&D and gaming themes. Customers praise soft fabric, vibrant prints, and fast shipping. Excellent customer service with responsive support and easy exchanges. Sizes run slightly smal... Store offers high-quality t-shirts with creative, niche designs, particularly D&D and gaming themes. Customers praise soft fabric, vibrant prints, and fast shipping. Excellent customer service with responsive support and easy exchanges. Sizes run slightly small; consider sizing up. Print quality holds up well after washing.
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