Product Lore
You don’t need a backstory when you’ve got a bastard sword.
Every party has one. The loot ninja chaotic asshole. The one who ends 90% of social encounters with their greataxe. Maybe it’s you. Maybe it’s the whole party...
You were supposed to escort a merchant caravan. Somehow the tavern’s on fire, the barkeep is dead, and the orphanage has been “liberated” of its tithes. Again.
Three hours of town roleplay? This is supposed to be a game isn't it? Kill stuff. You're not ruining immersion, you’re the reason it’s fun!
Inspired by the iconic Marlboro logo and rebranded for the chaotic-neutral soul who never learned the difference between “questgiver” and “lootbox,” this shirt is a loving roast of every player who said, “Sure, I’ll be a bard,” and then got bored during the exposition.
Wear it to your next session and become instantly recognizable as the party’s biggest liability—and greatest weapon. Let the world know you’re not here to talk. You’re here to roll initiative.
Printed on ultra-comfy unisex cotton that’s built to survive tavern brawls, angry DMs, and real-world Mondays. Available in all mortal sizes.
Buy now. Loot later. Don't apologize.
From June 2025 - D&Double-Takes
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Let customers speak for us
I CAN SEE ETERNITY! I FEAR NOT FOREVER BUT INSTEAD THAT I CAN SEE IT IS FINITE!
Great customer contact and amazing selection. Shipped in a timely manner and the shirt is absolutely amazing.
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Great quality of the shirt and the print.
The perfect gift for a small bard or awenydd
I really like the artwork and look forward to other content you might make in this style in the future.
Quick response and service. Will be buying more
Can’t wait to wear it to work, where I always have to hear “Teamwork makes the dream work.”
love it
Absolutely wonderful! 10/10
Everyone loves and asks where I got it.
Great shirt, fabric is soft to the skin and the design is incredibly creative
Spelljammin' 1361 DR - Spelljam Tee
The shirt is EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great quality shirt and print Quality !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NERDS TOGETHER STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it! Just wish it had arrived more quickly!
Great shit and design! I love that it’s not super slim fitting
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...