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Murderhobo Tee

Murderhobo Tee

This design will be locked away forever on July 31st!

Regular price $26.25 USD
Regular price $35.00 USD Sale price $26.25 USD
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Bella+Canvas 3001 Size Chart
  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

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Product Lore

You don’t need a backstory when you’ve got a bastard sword.

Every party has one. The loot ninja chaotic asshole. The one who ends 90% of social encounters with their greataxe. Maybe it’s you. Maybe it’s the whole party...

You were supposed to escort a merchant caravan. Somehow the tavern’s on fire, the barkeep is dead, and the orphanage has been “liberated” of its tithes. Again.

Three hours of town roleplay? This is supposed to be a game isn't it? Kill stuff. You're not ruining immersion, you’re the reason it’s fun!

Inspired by the iconic Marlboro logo and rebranded for the chaotic-neutral soul who never learned the difference between “questgiver” and “lootbox,” this shirt is a loving roast of every player who said, “Sure, I’ll be a bard,” and then got bored during the exposition.

Wear it to your next session and become instantly recognizable as the party’s biggest liability—and greatest weapon. Let the world know you’re not here to talk. You’re here to roll initiative.

Printed on ultra-comfy unisex cotton that’s built to survive tavern brawls, angry DMs, and real-world Mondays. Available in all mortal sizes.

Buy now. Loot later. Don't apologize.

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Jesse L.

Love the shirt! It fits great and feels good.
I live in Phoenix so using a lighter weight shirt is perfect.
I've gotten mixed responses on the design but my friends all love it and it's a high quality print.

J
Jesse L.

Murderhobo Unisex T-shirt