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Enjoy unpredictably.
You don’t fit neatly into the party’s plan. You’re not here to be the hero—or the villain. You’re the one looting mid-combat, freeing the prisoner because you felt like it, and rolling deception checks on your own party members.
Alignment charts are a cage, man. You're a free agent. A wild spirit. The walking embodiment of "Let's see what happens." You aren’t bound by good or evil—you’re bound by vibes and the contents of your backpack (which includes five crowbars and a cursed doll).
This shirt takes the world’s most iconic soda logo and reroutes it through a chaotic alignment lens. Crisp, bold, instantly recognizable—but now it proudly declares what your DM already knows: you’re completely unhinged.
Wear it to game night and let the table know you’re not here to follow the quest path—you’re here to detour it through a haunted carnival for no reason at all. It’s a warning. It’s a flex. It’s a vibe.
Printed on classic, comfort-forward cotton. Unisex fit. No preservatives. No corn syrup. No alignments.
Add to cart. Flip a coin. Do the opposite.
Play Chaotic Neutral.
From June 2025 - D&Double-Takes
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Dungeonwave is rad. I picked up several shirts from this release because I couldn’t help myself. Miss me with that
Surprisingly well crafted sticker
Perfect in every way! The refect modernity narrative is the GOAT!
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
Exactly as described. The shirt was a little on the thin side (cost savings?) but the design is nice. We'll see how long it lasts.
Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.
My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!
Woven from the threads of nostalgia and eldritch comfort, this shirt grants +5 to Charisma and absolute authority behind the DM screen. The retro glyphs shimmer like arcane runes—my players dare not question the one who wears it. A true relic of power.
Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!
Love my baba yaga shirt, can’t wait to wear it to D&D
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Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.
The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.
My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.
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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...