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Have it your way.
You’re not the face of the party. You’re the shadow behind it. While the fighter's flexing and the bard's flirting, you're already inside the vault. But try finding a T-shirt that celebrates your particular skill set—sleight of hand, stealth, and strategic dishonesty.
A cheeky remix of the fast food crown logo you grew up with, this shirt declares what every rogue already knows: there’s a new monarch in town. He's not after the throne, just the vaults.
Throw it on and watch fellow nerds do a double take. Is that…? Oh. Oh yes it is. Suddenly you’re not just another dude in a graphic tee—you’re the Burglar King, ruler of the underground, first of his name, stealer of coin and fries.
Printed on soft cotton that won’t break stealth checks. Unisex fit. Available in every size from nimble halfling to goliath.
Order now, before it disappears into the night.
From June 2025 - D&Double-Takes
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Let customers speak for us
Website is well laid out, all the details on each product are very clear. Super fast shipping even as we near the holidays. Truly one of the best shopping experiences I’ve had in a while, especially from a small business I’ve never purchased from before. 10/10
Very funny shirt, arrived promptly and as a pleasant surprise- itwas softer than expected!
If I needed a slogan for an Oathbreaker (My current character), this defines him to a T! Large, nice vinyl like gloss, this baby looks cool. Trapper-Keeper, door, locker, your Jug of water (or caffeine go-go juice), this baby is almost too good to stick to things.
Thank you TSAURUS, you have given me a sticker that defines my PC!
Second t i bought and I freaking awesome!
Comfy shirts, high quality print, and super fast shipping! I definitely recommend!
Love it! It’s hilarious and the design is awesom
One of the comfiest shirts I’ve ever ordered, plus the colors on the design are so vibrant! Definitely would order again!
True to size, clear, detailed design. Well made and comfortable, too. Quick shipping.
Incredible. Feels great. Excellent print. Love it.
Badass shirt! Great quality!
It’s nice. I got a compliment on it at the gym. Not sure of the quality yet cuz I haven’t washed it.
I had an issue with my choice of shirts and emailed requesting a change. WELL. They were prompt in emailing me back and were able to change my order with no problems! The shirt was excellent! The print was soft and the colors were brilliant and well applied.
Great art, great shirt, papa tsaurus
I love this shirt! Very clever idea and a stylish choice for necromancer mains
Cute. Exactly what I expected.
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...