Burglar King - Rogue Tee

Look twice. Then roll for insight.

You’re surrounded by the modern world—brands, logos, slogans drilled into your brain since you could hold a controller or crush a Capri Sun. And now? None of it feels like you. It’s all mass-market noise. No magic. No dice. No dragons. No dungeons.

But what if that nostalgia could crit?
What if your favorite brands—the ones burned into your cudltural DNA—got multiclassed into something just for your table? The sacred icons of late-night snacks, childhood commercials, and mall-rat mayhem—each one rolled through a chaotic D20 filter and resurrected as something way more legendary.

Enter D&Double-Takes, a blend of parody and party banter. This month’s designs take the corporate colossi and give them stat blocks. They’re not just visual puns—they’re little acts of rebellion- alchemy for nerds. Each shirt dares you to say, “Wait… is that what I think it is?” And then? Yeah. It's ...not.

Choose your illusion. Let the mundanes squint. The ones with proficiency in perception will get you.