Product Lore
Have it your way.
You’re not the face of the party. You’re the shadow behind it. While the fighter's flexing and the bard's flirting, you're already inside the vault. But try finding a T-shirt that celebrates your particular skill set—sleight of hand, stealth, and strategic dishonesty.
A cheeky remix of the fast food crown logo you grew up with, this shirt declares what every rogue already knows: there’s a new monarch in town. He's not after the throne, just the vaults.
Throw it on and watch fellow nerds do a double take. Is that…? Oh. Oh yes it is. Suddenly you’re not just another dude in a graphic tee—you’re the Burglar King, ruler of the underground, first of his name, stealer of coin and fries.
Printed on soft cotton that won’t break stealth checks. Unisex fit. Available in every size from nimble halfling to goliath.
Order now, before it disappears into the night.
From June 2025 - D&Double-Takes
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Let customers speak for us
Love the shirt, love the classic fit
Shirt is very comfortable, graphic seems to be a good quality. Not a flaky knockoff special. My players liked when I wore it to a game of Cyberpunk. Will be a good to DM/GM shirt for a long while
Great design, good fit
Sick
The shirt material is a lot softer than I was expecting and the print quality looks great! The design caught my eye on Instagram and I'm glad I pulled the trigger on it before it's gone. I'm really looking forward to wearing this one for future game sessions.
Very comfy fit and the colors are just as vibrant in person. New favorite shirt! :)
Baba Yaga Hut Tee
200\200 services I’m definitely gonna order more from here
Prices were good, delivery was rapid, and the shirts are comfortable and well made
This tshirt is soft, adds three inches to my height and 45lbs to my bench press. It hushes passerby with it’s sheer power.
Great quality, good prices.
Love the shirt, I hate T-shirt sleeves that are tight and only cover half of your biceps, having the option of a classic fit since I’m a bigger guy is genius. Just one request keep making more !
I got this for my partner and she loves it.
As someone who converted an old VHS tape case into a dice box, this shirt literally couldn't be more perfect. Awesome, thank you!
As a sworn paladin I NEEDED this shirt
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...