Burglar King Rogue Unisex T-shirt

Have it your way.

You’re not the face of the party. You’re the shadow behind it. While the fighter's flexing and the bard's flirting, you're already inside the vault. But try finding a T-shirt that celebrates your particular skill set—sleight of hand, stealth, and strategic dishonesty.

A cheeky remix of the fast food crown logo you grew up with, this shirt declares what every rogue already knows: there’s a new monarch in town. He's not after the throne, just the vaults.

Throw it on and watch fellow nerds do a double take. Is that…? Oh. Oh yes it is. Suddenly you’re not just another dude in a graphic tee—you’re the Burglar King, ruler of the underground, first of his name, stealer of coin and fries.

Printed on soft cotton that won’t break stealth checks. Unisex fit. Available in every size from nimble halfling to goliath.

Order now, before it disappears into the night.

More from June 2025 - D&Double-Takes

Look twice. Then roll for insight.

You’re surrounded by the modern world—brands, logos, slogans drilled into your brain since you could hold a controller or crush a Capri Sun. And now? None of it feels like you. It’s all mass-market noise. No magic. No dice. No dragons. No dungeons.

But what if that nostalgia could crit?
What if your favorite brands—the ones burned into your cudltural DNA—got multiclassed into something just for your table? The sacred icons of late-night snacks, childhood commercials, and mall-rat mayhem—each one rolled through a chaotic D20 filter and resurrected as something way more legendary.

Enter D&Double-Takes, a blend of parody and party banter. This month’s designs take the corporate colossi and give them stat blocks. They’re not just visual puns—they’re little acts of rebellion- alchemy for nerds. Each shirt dares you to say, “Wait… is that what I think it is?” And then? Yeah. It's ...not.

Choose your illusion. Let the mundanes squint. The ones with proficiency in perception will get you.