Spellcaster Be Kind. Long Rest. Unisex T-shirt

Before Quest, Long Rest.

You're a wizard, bard, cleric, druid, not warlock so much, sorcerers not quite as much—someone who needs their damn spell slots. But the world doesn’t respect your need for eight uninterrupted hours, two cups of tea, and at least an hour for meticulous sorting and inventorying of spell components. They want answers. They want action. They want fireballs. But you’re out of slots, out of patience, and out of f*cks to give.

It’s not just about gameplay—it’s about boundaries. You can’t conjure arcane brilliance or bring the idiots back from the brink of death without a proper long rest. If your party doesn’t respect that, well… maybe they need a little reminder. A nostalgic reminder pulled straight from the days when rewinding a VHS tape earned you moral high ground.

This design revives the unmistakable Blockbuster Video aesthetic and retools it for spell-slingers. It’s retro. It’s magical. It’s the quiet plea of every exhausted caster: let me nap before we storm the tomb of the lost whatever.

Printed on soft, enchantment-grade cotton. Unisex fit. Built to survive long rests, short rests, and watching Willow on VHS until the tape warps.

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Before Quest… Long Rest.

More from June 2025 - D&Double-Takes

Look twice. Then roll for insight.

You’re surrounded by the modern world—brands, logos, slogans drilled into your brain since you could hold a controller or crush a Capri Sun. And now? None of it feels like you. It’s all mass-market noise. No magic. No dice. No dragons. No dungeons.

But what if that nostalgia could crit?
What if your favorite brands—the ones burned into your cudltural DNA—got multiclassed into something just for your table? The sacred icons of late-night snacks, childhood commercials, and mall-rat mayhem—each one rolled through a chaotic D20 filter and resurrected as something way more legendary.

Enter D&Double-Takes, a blend of parody and party banter. This month’s designs take the corporate colossi and give them stat blocks. They’re not just visual puns—they’re little acts of rebellion- alchemy for nerds. Each shirt dares you to say, “Wait… is that what I think it is?” And then? Yeah. It's ...not.

Choose your illusion. Let the mundanes squint. The ones with proficiency in perception will get you.