Keep the Balance - Mordenkainen Tee
Keep the Balance - Mordenkainen Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Gildan 2000)
Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve (center back) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 18" | 28" | 15.125" |
M | 20" | 29" | 16.5" |
L | 22" | 30" | 18" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 19.5" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 21" |
3XL | 28" | 33 | 22.375" |
4XL | 30" | 34" | 23.625" |
5XL | 32" | 35" | 25" |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

Product Lore
Too many wizards talk big but break the world. Power without restraint. Spells without consequences. But real mastery? Real power? That’s found in balance, and there’s only one mage who truly understands that.
Mordenkainen isn’t here for flashy fireballs and planar showboating. He’s the one standing between chaos and collapse. A scholar of equilibrium. The one who watches when gods go to war. He doesn’t crave fame. He doesn’t take sides.
This design takes the brutal elegance of Metallica’s Ride the Lightning and recharges it with arcane voltage. Chains crackle with magical force. The spellbook trembles, sealed shut by the weight of cosmic law. A tribute to one of D&D’s most powerful, least flashy, most misunderstood figures: Mordenkainen the Grey.
Wear this, and you’re not just a player—you’re a steward of the weave. You respect the arcane like it’s a storm: beautiful, dangerous, and never fully under control. The balance isn’t just Mordenkainen’s burden. Now it’s yours.
Printed on magically soft cotton. Unisex fit. Strong enough to survive planar shifts, time loops, and mosh pits in Sigil.
Order now. Embrace control. Reject excess.
Keep the Balance—or ride the lightning.
From June 2025 - D&Double-Takes
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You’re surrounded by the modern world—brands, logos, slogans drilled into your brain since you could hold a controller or crush a Capri Sun. And now? None of it feels like you. It’s all mass-market noise. No magic. No dice. No dragons. No dungeons.
But what if that nostalgia could crit?
What if your favorite brands—the ones burned into your cudltural DNA—got multiclassed into something just for your table? The sacred icons of late-night snacks, childhood commercials, and mall-rat mayhem—each one rolled through a chaotic D20 filter and resurrected as something way more legendary.
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I got this for my partner and she loves it.

As someone who converted an old VHS tape case into a dice box, this shirt literally couldn't be more perfect. Awesome, thank you!

As a sworn paladin I NEEDED this shirt

My friend LOVES it

This t-shirt is perfect in every way. It's soft, fits well, and the quote, "The cycle never ends," sums up everything about my personal beliefs. The art is beautiful, and the fit is comfortable.

Great material and print quality, fits well.

This T-shirt is fantastic, super soft, durable, great design
They were very fast to process and deliver my order. Exceeded my expectations actually.

Loved the quality and design, the best shirt for days where you just want yo 'Devil May Care' at your 9-5. 10 outta 10

quick shipping, good designs, really solid and well made shirt - no loose threads or stitches.

Great fit

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True to size, great font with a fun and original feel. My girlfriend was so thrilled to have this. Talked with Rex in emails, very professional and understanding. I look forward to working with this vendor in the future, as this is my second order!

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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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