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Keep the Balance - Mordenkainen Tee

Keep the Balance - Mordenkainen Tee

This design would be locked away forever on August 31st. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

Regular price $28.00 USD
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T-Shirt Sizes
  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Gildan 2000)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve (center back)
S 18" 28" 15.125"
M 20" 29" 16.5"
L 22" 30" 18"
XL 24" 31" 19.5"
2XL 26" 32" 21"
3XL 28" 33 22.375"
4XL 30" 34" 23.625"
5XL 32" 35" 25"

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

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Product Lore

Too many wizards talk big but break the world. Power without restraint. Spells without consequences. But real mastery? Real power? That’s found in balance, and there’s only one mage who truly understands that.

Mordenkainen isn’t here for flashy fireballs and planar showboating. He’s the one standing between chaos and collapse. A scholar of equilibrium. The one who watches when gods go to war. He doesn’t crave fame. He doesn’t take sides.

This design takes the brutal elegance of Metallica’s Ride the Lightning and recharges it with arcane voltage. Chains crackle with magical force. The spellbook trembles, sealed shut by the weight of cosmic law. A tribute to one of D&D’s most powerful, least flashy, most misunderstood figures: Mordenkainen the Grey.

Wear this, and you’re not just a player—you’re a steward of the weave. You respect the arcane like it’s a storm: beautiful, dangerous, and never fully under control. The balance isn’t just Mordenkainen’s burden. Now it’s yours.

Printed on magically soft cotton. Unisex fit. Strong enough to survive planar shifts, time loops, and mosh pits in Sigil. 

Order now. Embrace control. Reject excess.
Keep the Balance—or ride the lightning.

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