Product Lore
Session Entry: DD-SRNW-03
Subject Type: Necromancer-Class Wizard
Filed under: Darkness / Assembly / Repurpose
Death is inconvenient.
Bodies decompose. Bones get borrowed. And nobody ever dies organized. So when you need an army, you make do with what you’ve got- missing femurs, misaligned skulls, the occasional skeleton with two left legs.
This tee captures the moment mid-cast: a hooded necromancer raises the dead in moonlit ruins, surrounded by skeletons in varying states of reassembly.
Some armies come shipped flat and take you all night to assemble by hand with a tiny inconvenient abomination of a tool that shouldn't exist.
Printed on grave-black cotton. Unisex fit. Necrotic energy not included.
Claim the relic. Cast Animate Dead.
Assemble your army.
From September 2025 - Danger & Darkness
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