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Some Assembly Required - Necromancer Wizard Tee

Some Assembly Required - Necromancer Wizard Tee

This design would be locked away forever on September 30th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

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  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Gildan 2000)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve (center back)
S 18" 28" 15.125"
M 20" 29" 16.5"
L 22" 30" 18"
XL 24" 31" 19.5"
2XL 26" 32" 21"
3XL 28" 33 22.375"
4XL 30" 34" 23.625"
5XL 32" 35" 25"

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

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Product Lore

Session Entry: DD-SRNW-03
Subject Type: Necromancer-Class Wizard
Filed under: Darkness / Assembly / Repurpose

Death is inconvenient.

Bodies decompose. Bones get borrowed. And nobody ever dies organized. So when you need an army, you make do with what you’ve got- missing femurs, misaligned skulls, the occasional skeleton with two left legs.

This tee captures the moment mid-cast: a hooded necromancer raises the dead in moonlit ruins, surrounded by skeletons in varying states of reassembly. 

Some armies come shipped flat and take you all night to assemble by hand with a tiny inconvenient abomination of a tool that shouldn't exist.

Printed on grave-black cotton. Unisex fit. Necrotic energy not included.

Claim the relic. Cast Animate Dead.
Assemble your army.

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