• Terms and Conditions Apply - Undying Warlock D&D T-shirt
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Terms and Conditions Apply - Undying Warlock Tee

Terms and Conditions Apply - Undying Warlock Tee

This design would be locked away forever on October 31st. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

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  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Comfort Colors 1717)

Size

Width (across)

Length

Sleeve (center back)
S 18.25" 26.625" 16.25
M 20.25" 28" 17.75
L 22" 29.375" 19
XL 24" 30.75" 20.5
2XL 26" 31.625" 21.75
3XL 27.75" 32.5" 23.25
4XL 29.75" 33.5" 24.625

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
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Product Lore

Session Entry: DD-TCWP-01
Subject Type: Warlock-Class Fine Print
Filed under: Order / Cost / Darkness

Always read the fine print.

Every pact promises power. But power is never free.

Mortals rush in, desperate to matter, to wield, to make changes- but often forget that quick decisions can have lasting consequences.

Because the patron isn’t your mentor. They’re not your ally. They’re the one holding the power, the chains, the contract older than empires. You don’t just agree to the terms. You’re already owned by them.

This design captures the bargain in motion: a skeletal, undying patron looming in shadow, parchment extended with a grin too wide to be anything but final.

Below, the warlock staggers backward, haloed by their own misplaced faith. Above it all, jagged violet type:

"Terms and Conditions Apply."

It’s not a warning. It’s the punchline.

Wearing this tee means you understand the game. You don’t trust your patron. You wear the debt.

Proudly.

Because you know where your power comes from- and you’re not done using it yet.

Printed on deathless-black cotton. Unisex fit. Durable enough for the length of your pact (however long that lasts).

From Session 235: Danger and Darkness.

Claim the relic. Sign your name.

And remember: The deal was never in your favor.

From September 2025 - Danger & Darkness

The people speak of rest. Of peace.
Of soft earth, closed eyes, and quiet ends.

But there are times when graves don’t hold.
When oaths break like rotten wood.
When the harvest is not wheat- but blood and bone.
When the dead and the damned parade through the streets, on the hunt for their tricks and their treats.

You can hear it between the flickering of flames from your torches.
The scrape of rusted steel.
The rattle of teeth in a loose jaw.
The laughter of things with no earthly voice.

In the once hallowed halls of the ancient crypt, your torch passes something carved into the wall.

A warning from previous explorers?
Ancient text, telling the story of this place?
A rune-carved magical trap?
It says simply, "No Days Off"

To wear these relics is to join the parade.
Not as prey. As witness.

The weight of candlelight in cathedral air.
The scent of pumpkins rotting under a red moon.
The echo of betrayal clinging to knight’s steel.

These pieces aren’t costumes.
They’re living memory in stitched form.

Claim your relics before the parade begins.
Or stand in silence as they march past your door.

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John J.

Great customer contact and amazing selection. Shipped in a timely manner and the shirt is absolutely amazing.

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Casey

Great quality of the shirt and the print.

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Katey m.

Very soft, and the print is not sticky

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Kyle M.

Great design, good fit

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