Product Lore
Session Entry: DD-TCWP-01
Subject Type: Warlock-Class Fine Print
Filed under: Order / Cost / Darkness
Always read the fine print.
Every pact promises power. But power is never free.
Mortals rush in, desperate to matter, to wield, to make changes- but often forget that quick decisions can have lasting consequences.
Because the patron isn’t your mentor. They’re not your ally. They’re the one holding the power, the chains, the contract older than empires. You don’t just agree to the terms. You’re already owned by them.
This design captures the bargain in motion: a skeletal, undying patron looming in shadow, parchment extended with a grin too wide to be anything but final.
Below, the warlock staggers backward, haloed by their own misplaced faith. Above it all, jagged violet type:
"Terms and Conditions Apply."
It’s not a warning. It’s the punchline.
Wearing this tee means you understand the game. You don’t trust your patron. You wear the debt.
Proudly.
Because you know where your power comes from- and you’re not done using it yet.
Printed on deathless-black cotton. Unisex fit. Durable enough for the length of your pact (however long that lasts).
From Session 235: Danger and Darkness.
Claim the relic. Sign your name.
And remember: The deal was never in your favor.
From September 2025 - Danger & Darkness
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