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Session Entry: DD-TCWP-01
Subject Type: Warlock-Class Fine Print
Filed under: Order / Cost / Darkness
Always read the fine print.
Every pact promises power. But power is never free.
Mortals rush in, desperate to matter, to wield, to make changes- but often forget that quick decisions can have lasting consequences.
Because the patron isn’t your mentor. They’re not your ally. They’re the one holding the power, the chains, the contract older than empires. You don’t just agree to the terms. You’re already owned by them.
This design captures the bargain in motion: a skeletal, undying patron looming in shadow, parchment extended with a grin too wide to be anything but final.
Below, the warlock staggers backward, haloed by their own misplaced faith. Above it all, jagged violet type:
"Terms and Conditions Apply."
It’s not a warning. It’s the punchline.
Wearing this tee means you understand the game. You don’t trust your patron. You wear the debt.
Proudly.
Because you know where your power comes from- and you’re not done using it yet.
Printed on deathless-black cotton. Unisex fit. Durable enough for the length of your pact (however long that lasts).
From Session 235: Danger and Darkness.
Claim the relic. Sign your name.
And remember: The deal was never in your favor.
From September 2025 - Danger & Darkness
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The colors pop so sharply from the black fabric. I nearly wept when I first saw the shirt as it reminded me of the times I was lost for words when trying to soothe those in mourning. Wearing the shirt helps give me catharsis for myself and my failures while inspiring me to be what the aggrieved near me need me to be.
I play a paladin and I smite first, ask no questions. This old tyme theme sells itself.
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
This was a really cool series of t-shirts. I currently own four from the Reject Modernity collection, and the quality of the inking is very nice. I enjoy wearing these shirts a lot. Thank you and I hope you have more fun designs to come.
Love the shop and all the designs. I wish some more came in 5x, but the 4x seems to be okay for now.
Love the design, perfect because my next character is going to be a paladin
I love ring-spun cotton! Not every design is for me, so I get extra happy when one that suits me also feels good to wear.
Love the shirt and the detail! I didn’t even notice the dice in the cup until I received it.
Love this shirt! I can’t wait to get more.
Great shirt, love it!
Hell yeah brother. I’m known in my friend group to be hella lefty. This shirt got a big pop at my table.
T-shirts for people with torsos. For real - they're actually long enough and don't ride up all crazy if you happen to have equipment up top. True to size or maybe even a little bit roomy. Nice, soft, material - high quality graphic that isn't all stiff and cracked like it was applied with crazy glue. Will definitely be ordering from here again.
Great high quality tshirt with a print that everyone should heed. I love it
Would definitely buy here again
My wife loves the shirt!
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