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No Returns No Refunds - Barbarian Tee

No Returns No Refunds - Barbarian Tee

This design would be locked away forever on December 30th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

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Session Entry: DD-NRNR-08
Subject Type: Retail-Class Rage
Filed under: Denial / Policy / Retribution

You charged. That’s the policy.

You don’t negotiate with the undead.
You don’t file complaints.
You don’t ask for mercy.
You solve every problem the same way: with an axe, velocity, and absolutely no plan beyond impact.

Rage isn’t something you enter- it’s where you live. The world throws bones and curses and crawling horrors your way, and you don’t flinch. You leap into the throng, magic golden axe first, shouting a return policy you absolutely do not honor.

Wearing this tee marks you as someone who doesn’t hesitate. You don’t wait for backup. You are the solution. You’ve already rolled initiative. You were never going to accept a return. You’re here to spend it all.

Printed on battle-black cotton. Unisex fit.
Worn best at dawn raids, last stands, or when asked dumb questions at checkout.

Claim the relic.
Throw away your receipts.
You break it, you bought it.
And you're always going to break it.

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