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No Returns No Refunds - Barbarian Tee

No Returns No Refunds - Barbarian Tee

This design would be locked away forever on September 30th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

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Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Gildan 2000)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve (center back)
S 18" 28" 15.125"
M 20" 29" 16.5"
L 22" 30" 18"
XL 24" 31" 19.5"
2XL 26" 32" 21"
3XL 28" 33 22.375"
4XL 30" 34" 23.625"
5XL 32" 35" 25"

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Designed in Texas, Made in America

Product Info

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
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Session Entry: DD-NRNR-08
Subject Type: Retail-Class Rage
Filed under: Denial / Policy / Retribution

You charged. That’s the policy.

You don’t negotiate with the undead.
You don’t file complaints.
You don’t ask for mercy.
You solve every problem the same way: with an axe, velocity, and absolutely no plan beyond impact.

Rage isn’t something you enter- it’s where you live. The world throws bones and curses and crawling horrors your way, and you don’t flinch. You leap into the throng, magic golden axe first, shouting a return policy you absolutely do not honor.

Wearing this tee marks you as someone who doesn’t hesitate. You don’t wait for backup. You are the solution. You’ve already rolled initiative. You were never going to accept a return. You’re here to spend it all.

Printed on battle-black cotton. Unisex fit.
Worn best at dawn raids, last stands, or when asked dumb questions at checkout.

Claim the relic.
Throw away your receipts.
You break it, you bought it.
And you're always going to break it.

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The people speak of rest. Of peace.
Of soft earth, closed eyes, and quiet ends.

But there are times when graves don’t hold.
When oaths break like rotten wood.
When the harvest is not wheat- but blood and bone.
When the dead and the damned parade through the streets, on the hunt for their tricks and their treats.

You can hear it between the flickering of flames from your torches.
The scrape of rusted steel.
The rattle of teeth in a loose jaw.
The laughter of things with no earthly voice.

In the once hallowed halls of the ancient crypt, your torch passes something carved into the wall.

A warning from previous explorers?
Ancient text, telling the story of this place?
A rune-carved magical trap?
It says simply, "No Days Off"

To wear these relics is to join the parade.
Not as prey. As witness.

The weight of candlelight in cathedral air.
The scent of pumpkins rotting under a red moon.
The echo of betrayal clinging to knight’s steel.

These pieces aren’t costumes.
They’re living memory in stitched form.

Claim your relics before the parade begins.
Or stand in silence as they march past your door.

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Fits true to size, great design, and I got complements on the shirt from the other players at the table. Can’t ask for much more than that!

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The shirt material is a lot softer than I was expecting and the print quality looks great! The design caught my eye on Instagram and I'm glad I pulled the trigger on it before it's gone. I'm really looking forward to wearing this one for future game sessions.

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Very comfy fit and the colors are just as vibrant in person. New favorite shirt! :)

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Love the shirt, I hate T-shirt sleeves that are tight and only cover half of your biceps, having the option of a classic fit since I’m a bigger guy is genius. Just one request keep making more !

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