No Returns No Refunds - Barbarian Tee
No Returns No Refunds - Barbarian Tee
This design would be locked away forever on November 30th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)
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Designed in Texas, Made in America

Session Entry: DD-NRNR-08
Subject Type: Retail-Class Rage
Filed under: Denial / Policy / Retribution
You charged. That’s the policy.
You don’t negotiate with the undead.
You don’t file complaints.
You don’t ask for mercy.
You solve every problem the same way: with an axe, velocity, and absolutely no plan beyond impact.
Rage isn’t something you enter- it’s where you live. The world throws bones and curses and crawling horrors your way, and you don’t flinch. You leap into the throng, magic golden axe first, shouting a return policy you absolutely do not honor.
Wearing this tee marks you as someone who doesn’t hesitate. You don’t wait for backup. You are the solution. You’ve already rolled initiative. You were never going to accept a return. You’re here to spend it all.
Printed on battle-black cotton. Unisex fit.
Worn best at dawn raids, last stands, or when asked dumb questions at checkout.
Claim the relic.
Throw away your receipts.
You break it, you bought it.
And you're always going to break it.
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The people speak of rest. Of peace.
Of soft earth, closed eyes, and quiet ends.
But there are times when graves don’t hold.
When oaths break like rotten wood.
When the harvest is not wheat- but blood and bone.
When the dead and the damned parade through the streets, on the hunt for their tricks and their treats.
You can hear it between the flickering of flames from your torches.
The scrape of rusted steel.
The rattle of teeth in a loose jaw.
The laughter of things with no earthly voice.
In the once hallowed halls of the ancient crypt, your torch passes something carved into the wall.
A warning from previous explorers?
Ancient text, telling the story of this place?
A rune-carved magical trap?
It says simply, "No Days Off"
To wear these relics is to join the parade.
Not as prey. As witness.
The weight of candlelight in cathedral air.
The scent of pumpkins rotting under a red moon.
The echo of betrayal clinging to knight’s steel.
These pieces aren’t costumes.
They’re living memory in stitched form.
Claim your relics before the parade begins.
Or stand in silence as they march past your door.
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Quick shipping, which is greatly appreciated. No issues with this webstore, I look forward to your future t-shirts. Thank you.
The shirt is awesome. The design is awesome.!
Amazing customer service. Very personal and professional. No problems to correct. Everything was great!
Print looks great! Sizing is perfect, and the hoodie is nice and comfortable.
Product looks great and super comfortable.
Product looks great and super comfortable.
I ordered three shirts. I messed up on the size for one and sent an email to ask for the correct size. I got an immediate response from Rex that the order would be corrected. I received the correct size for every shirt and I received my order on time. The shirts are great quality and I am very happy with my purchase.
Quality shirts that fit. Great graphics too.
I CAN SEE ETERNITY! I FEAR NOT FOREVER BUT INSTEAD THAT I CAN SEE IT IS FINITE!
Great customer contact and amazing selection. Shipped in a timely manner and the shirt is absolutely amazing. The colors are vibrant and soft, not sticky or rubbery.
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Great quality of the shirt and the print.
The perfect gift for a small bard or awenydd
I really like the artwork and look forward to other content you might make in this style in the future.
Quick response and service. Will be buying more
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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