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The DM sets the scene. The party nods - smiling, waiting. The DM rolls the dice.
Then, everything goes off the rails.
The rogue assassinates the king you spent hours writing lore for. The bard charms the villain into an existential crisis. The wizard dimension doors out instead of fighting the boss. The barbarian? They punch a god.
The carefully crafted campaign world is burning.
This is Anarcho-Dungeonism.
This shirt isn’t for rules lawyers or DM dictators—it’s for the party members who throw the game into beautiful chaos.
You aren’t a prisoner of the dungeon. You don’t follow its rules. You don’t play by its gods.
You’re a chaos engine in a world trying to stay on script.
Get yours before the DM nerfs it.
From Grungeons & Dragons vol. 1 and 2
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Mage Against the Machine - Wizard Tee
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In Avernus - Zariel Tee
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Anarcho-Dungeonism Tee
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Beyond the Gates of Death Tee
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