Product Lore
*faux knitting - it's made to look like sweater knitting but it's printed on.
Long ago, deep beneath the frostline, a chest was opened that should’ve stayed sealed.
It wasn’t wrapped. It wasn’t labeled.
The thing that came out of it didn't blink.
They called it festive.
They dressed it up. They gave it cocoa. They sang at it.
It multiplied.
Now every Midwinter, across dozens of ruined planes, they appear.
Floating. Watching.
Wearing Santa hats.
Grinning like they know you're about to roll bad.
This relic commemorates the night when no adventurers could rest.
No stockings could stay hung.
And no saving throw comes without disadvantage.
The beholder comes bearing no gifts. Only its gaze.
And yet...
It’s said one village survived.
They offered a single slice of pizza and some flat mountain dew on a silver plate.
The eye flickered. Paused... and then drifted into the snow.
“We knitted hats for each of the eyes. It bought us time.”
- final entry, recovered from post-yule assessment log
"He winked and my brother disappeared."
- lone survivor, now blind in one eye
Printed on mimic stitched cotton/polyester. Designed for layering over deadly chills.
Includes holy snowflakes, cursed D20s, floating iris sigils, and one gift-wrapped treasure chest no one’s dared open.
Festive. Fearsome. Foul.
Wear it to the feast. Wear it to the raid.
Because the eye doesn’t blink.
And it doesn't forget.
From November 2025 - Midwinter Mayhem
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Awesome shirt. This was a gift for our group’s fighter. She’s a badass, and she didn’t mention it, but I would’ve loved an option with a female fighter pictured on the tee shirt. 🤷🏻♂️ She still loves it.
Amazing art on a high-quality T-shirts, couldn’t be better 👍
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Great items. Arrived quickly and as expected without issues.
Loved it!
Reject Modernity - Wizard Tee
perfect fit!
I love this jacket. It would be perfect for cos-play. I don't cos-play. 🤣 I get some many compliments, when wearing this cool jacket.
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
Really cool artwork and really soft material!
Fantastic service
Arrived quickly, and well packaged. Love the design, very soft material, but it's a little tight for the size (I'm 6'3" and wear somewhere between a medium and a large) so I'll have to watch the amount of eggnog and cookies this season.
Website is well laid out, all the details on each product are very clear. Super fast shipping even as we near the holidays. Truly one of the best shopping experiences I’ve had in a while, especially from a small business I’ve never purchased from before. 10/10
Very funny shirt, arrived promptly and as a pleasant surprise- itwas softer than expected!
If I needed a slogan for an Oathbreaker (My current character), this defines him to a T! Large, nice vinyl like gloss, this baby looks cool. Trapper-Keeper, door, locker, your Jug of water (or caffeine go-go juice), this baby is almost too good to stick to things.
Thank you TSAURUS, you have given me a sticker that defines my PC!
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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...