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Enjoy the Holidays - Warlock Tee

Enjoy the Holidays - Warlock Tee

This design would be locked away forever on November 30th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

Regular price $28.00 USD
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Size
Style
  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Comfort Colors 1717)

Size

Width (across)

Length

Sleeve (center back)

S 18.25" 26.625" 16.25
M 20.25" 28" 17.75
L 22" 29.375" 19
XL 24" 30.75" 20.5
2XL 26" 31.625" 21.75
3XL 27.75" 32.5" 23.25
4XL 29.75" 33.5" 24.625

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

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Product Lore

Session Entry: MM-NJTH-05
Subject Type: Holiday Dark Magic
Filed under: Wholesome / Conjuration / Unholiday

Not every family celebrates the holidays with songs and sleigh bells.
Some gather 'round the hearth portal, share a cursed beverage, and unwrap... offerings... and wait patiently for the Dark Star to rise over the tree line.

Because in this house, tradition is sacred.
And he sees you when you’re sleeping.

This relic captures a rare glimpse into the quietest morning of the year:
The dark wizard family enjoying a peaceful morning.
No summoning circles. No screaming. Just the familiar buzzing of family and eldritch joy.

"Best gift I got this year was a silent, starless sky."
- Eldest Acolyte, sipping from his favorite ritual skull cap mug
"My robe came pre-warmed."
- Youngest, tearing through a hexed Amazon box

Printed in hearthlight crimson, cursed pine, and spectral violet on cotton darker than the most silent night.
The perfect holiday tee for those who keep family holiday traditions despite your family's dark dealings.

Light the black candles. Open the portal.
And Enjoy the Holidays