Product Lore
Session Entry: MM-K&H-04
Subject Type: Snow Day Misanthropy
Filed under: Kobolds / Naughty List / Shenanigans
Every winter, the big ones take over the narrative.
Fancy inns. Long feasts. Sentimental magic.
The little cold-blooded miscreants? They’re left in the cold.
But you can only ignore kobolds for so long.
A few carrots, some packable snow, and nothing good to do with their free time...
And they'll make a scene.
A large, roaring, slightly misshapen scene, with teeth.
Behold: the Snow Dragon, handcrafted with malicious joy.
Built entirely from slush, bones, sticks, and spite.
Its target? Every smug snowman within a hundred‑foot radius.
No one’s safe. Especially those with button-eyes.
Printed in vintage blackline on relic‑grade white cotton.
Perfect for fans of Calvin & Hobbes, chaos goblins, or underdog victories.
Minimalist, mischievous, and dangerously adorable.
Let the big heroes feast on their white elephants.
The kobolds will settle for ruining the lawn.
From November 2025 - Midwinter Mayhem
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