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Kobolds & Hobbies - Snow Day Tee

Kobolds & Hobbies - Snow Day Tee

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  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Comfort Colors 1717)

Size

Width (across)

Length

Sleeve (center back)
S 18.25" 26.625" 16.25
M 20.25" 28" 17.75
L 22" 29.375" 19
XL 24" 30.75" 20.5
2XL 26" 31.625" 21.75
3XL 27.75" 32.5" 23.25
4XL 29.75" 33.5" 24.625

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.

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Product Lore

Session Entry: MM-K&H-04
Subject Type: Snow Day Misanthropy
Filed under: Kobolds / Naughty List / Shenanigans

Every winter, the big ones take over the narrative.
Fancy inns. Long feasts. Sentimental magic.
The little cold-blooded miscreants? They’re left in the cold.

But you can only ignore kobolds for so long.
A few carrots, some packable snow, and nothing good to do with their free time...
And they'll make a scene.
A large, roaring, slightly misshapen scene, with teeth.

Behold: the Snow Dragon, handcrafted with malicious joy.
Built entirely from slush, bones, sticks, and spite.
Its target? Every smug snowman within a hundred‑foot radius.
No one’s safe. Especially those with button-eyes.

Printed in vintage blackline on relic‑grade white cotton.
Perfect for fans of Calvin & Hobbes, chaos goblins, or underdog victories.
Minimalist, mischievous, and dangerously adorable.

Let the big heroes feast on their white elephants.
The kobolds will settle for ruining the lawn.

From November 2025 - Midwinter Mayhem

Every year it creeps in.
The frost.
The false cheer.
The cursed carols echoing through the tavern square.
You swore last year was the last time you'd run that snowy one-shot.
But now the fire's crackling. Your party's gathering.
And something wicked jingles in the dark.

The Yule goblins are restless.
The traps are gift-wrapped.
And the boss comes with crazed, feral reindeer with two rows of teeth.

Your inventory is full of regrets - and one suspiciously glowing snow globe.
The only way out is through.
Prepare for snowdrifts, sleigh crashes, dice frozen to the table, holiday puns, and eldritch fruitcake.

 

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