Product Lore
Session Entry: MM-SCTT-02
Subject Type: Earth-shaking Yule Despair
Filed under: Cataclysm / Legend / Arrival
You thought you were safe this winter.
The snow was falling. The tavern was warm.
And then... the ground started singing carols.
The kind with wall-shaking footsteps in the chorus.
The chimneys quake.
The children scream.
The sleigh bells jingle with seismic intensity.
He knows when you’ve been sleeping.
He knows when you’re awake.
And he’s roughly the size of a cathedral.
Witness the holly‑jolly end of civilization: the Santarrasque.
Half legend, half extinction event, all festive spirit.
Once a year, he rises from the Polar Deep to deliver gifts, ruin cities,
and remind adventurers that “holiday cheer” can also be a damage type.
“I cast Wall of Coal. It did nothing.”
- Cleric, last seen sledding down Main Street
“Honestly? Worth it for the hat.”
- Sole surviving rogue
Printed in catastrophic color on premium cotton.
A seasonal relic depicting the exact moment goodwill met its CR 30 reckoning.
Wear it to game night, the office party, or the ruins of Waterdeep.
Be ready when the sleigh bells toll.
Because this year, the only list being checked twice...
is the menu.
From November 2025 - Midwinter Mayhem
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The colors pop so sharply from the black fabric. I nearly wept when I first saw the shirt as it reminded me of the times I was lost for words when trying to soothe those in mourning. Wearing the shirt helps give me catharsis for myself and my failures while inspiring me to be what the aggrieved near me need me to be.
I play a paladin and I smite first, ask no questions. This old tyme theme sells itself.
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
This was a really cool series of t-shirts. I currently own four from the Reject Modernity collection, and the quality of the inking is very nice. I enjoy wearing these shirts a lot. Thank you and I hope you have more fun designs to come.
Love the shop and all the designs. I wish some more came in 5x, but the 4x seems to be okay for now.
Love the design, perfect because my next character is going to be a paladin
I love ring-spun cotton! Not every design is for me, so I get extra happy when one that suits me also feels good to wear.
Love the shirt and the detail! I didn’t even notice the dice in the cup until I received it.
Love this shirt! I can’t wait to get more.
Great shirt, love it!
Hell yeah brother. I’m known in my friend group to be hella lefty. This shirt got a big pop at my table.
T-shirts for people with torsos. For real - they're actually long enough and don't ride up all crazy if you happen to have equipment up top. True to size or maybe even a little bit roomy. Nice, soft, material - high quality graphic that isn't all stiff and cracked like it was applied with crazy glue. Will definitely be ordering from here again.
Great high quality tshirt with a print that everyone should heed. I love it
Would definitely buy here again
My wife loves the shirt!
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