Product Lore
Session Entry: MM-SCTT-02
Subject Type: Earth-shaking Yule Despair
Filed under: Cataclysm / Legend / Arrival
You thought you were safe this winter.
The snow was falling. The tavern was warm.
And then... the ground started singing carols.
The kind with wall-shaking footsteps in the chorus.
The chimneys quake.
The children scream.
The sleigh bells jingle with seismic intensity.
He knows when you’ve been sleeping.
He knows when you’re awake.
And he’s roughly the size of a cathedral.
Witness the holly‑jolly end of civilization: the Santarrasque.
Half legend, half extinction event, all festive spirit.
Once a year, he rises from the Polar Deep to deliver gifts, ruin cities,
and remind adventurers that “holiday cheer” can also be a damage type.
“I cast Wall of Coal. It did nothing.”
- Cleric, last seen sledding down Main Street
“Honestly? Worth it for the hat.”
- Sole surviving rogue
Printed in catastrophic color on premium cotton.
A seasonal relic depicting the exact moment goodwill met its CR 30 reckoning.
Wear it to game night, the office party, or the ruins of Waterdeep.
Be ready when the sleigh bells toll.
Because this year, the only list being checked twice...
is the menu.
From November 2025 - Midwinter Mayhem
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Santarrasque is Comin' to Town - Monster Tee
Regular price From $28.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$35.00 USDSale price From $28.00 USD -
Silent Knight, Holy Smite - Paladin Tee
Regular price From $28.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$35.00 USDSale price From $28.00 USD -
Eye of the - Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt
Regular price From $36.64 USDRegular priceUnit price per$45.80 USDSale price From $36.64 USD -
Kobolds & Hobbies - Snow Day Tee
Regular price From $28.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$35.00 USDSale price From $28.00 USD
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Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
Really cool artwork and really soft material!
Fantastic service
Arrived quickly, and well packaged. Love the design, very soft material, but it's a little tight for the size (I'm 6'3" and wear somewhere between a medium and a large) so I'll have to watch the amount of eggnog and cookies this season.
Website is well laid out, all the details on each product are very clear. Super fast shipping even as we near the holidays. Truly one of the best shopping experiences I’ve had in a while, especially from a small business I’ve never purchased from before. 10/10
Very funny shirt, arrived promptly and as a pleasant surprise- itwas softer than expected!
If I needed a slogan for an Oathbreaker (My current character), this defines him to a T! Large, nice vinyl like gloss, this baby looks cool. Trapper-Keeper, door, locker, your Jug of water (or caffeine go-go juice), this baby is almost too good to stick to things.
Thank you TSAURUS, you have given me a sticker that defines my PC!
Second t i bought and I freaking awesome!
Comfy shirts, high quality print, and super fast shipping! I definitely recommend!
Love it! It’s hilarious and the design is awesom
One of the comfiest shirts I’ve ever ordered, plus the colors on the design are so vibrant! Definitely would order again!
True to size, clear, detailed design. Well made and comfortable, too. Quick shipping.
Incredible. Feels great. Excellent print. Love it.
Badass shirt! Great quality!
It’s nice. I got a compliment on it at the gym. Not sure of the quality yet cuz I haven’t washed it.
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...