Product Lore
Session Entry: MM-SCTT-02
Subject Type: Earth-shaking Yule Despair
Filed under: Cataclysm / Legend / Arrival
You thought you were safe this winter.
The snow was falling. The tavern was warm.
And then... the ground started singing carols.
The kind with wall-shaking footsteps in the chorus.
The chimneys quake.
The children scream.
The sleigh bells jingle with seismic intensity.
He knows when you’ve been sleeping.
He knows when you’re awake.
And he’s roughly the size of a cathedral.
Witness the holly‑jolly end of civilization: the Santarrasque.
Half legend, half extinction event, all festive spirit.
Once a year, he rises from the Polar Deep to deliver gifts, ruin cities,
and remind adventurers that “holiday cheer” can also be a damage type.
“I cast Wall of Coal. It did nothing.”
- Cleric, last seen sledding down Main Street
“Honestly? Worth it for the hat.”
- Sole surviving rogue
Printed in catastrophic color on premium cotton.
A seasonal relic depicting the exact moment goodwill met its CR 30 reckoning.
Wear it to game night, the office party, or the ruins of Waterdeep.
Be ready when the sleigh bells toll.
Because this year, the only list being checked twice...
is the menu.
From November 2025 - Midwinter Mayhem
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