Anarcho-Dungeonism Tee
Anarcho-Dungeonism Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.


Product Lore
The DM sets the scene. The party nods—smiling, waiting. The DM rolls the dice.
Then, everything goes off the rails.
The rogue assassinates the king you spent hours writing lore for. The bard charms the villain into an existential crisis. The wizard dimension doors out instead of fighting the boss. The barbarian? They punch a god.
The carefully crafted campaign world is burning.
This is Anarcho-Dungeonism.
This shirt isn’t for rules lawyers or DM dictators—it’s for the party members who throw the game into beautiful chaos.
You aren’t a prisoner of the dungeon. You don’t follow its rules. You don’t play by its gods.
You’re a chaos engine in a world trying to stay on script.
Get yours before the DM nerfs it.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
The grunge era never died—it just got lost in the haze of a smoke-filled tavern, waiting for the right riff to bring it back. Now it’s kicking down the dungeon door with loose-fitting combat boots, louder, rawer, and rolling with advantage.
Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 2 cranks the distortion to max, fusing epic fantasy with ‘90s grunge rebellion in a way that hits harder than a half-orc's reckless attack (pre-nerf.)
Not every hero wears plate mail—some wear flannel and steel-toed boots.
Not every bard sings ballads—some scrawl dungeon maps in the margins of old setlists.
Not every adventurer seeks glory—some just want one more gig, one last roll, one final chord before the lights go out.
This collection is for the misfits who battle their demons (literal or otherwise), roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know every campaign is just an experience waiting to be made into an emotion-filled rock album.
Your next adventure starts now. Roll for rebellion.
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Anarcho-Dungeonism Tee
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Very comfortable and fits true to size. Print feels high quality and like it won't start flaking
Let customers speak for us
from 575 reviews
Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.

The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.

My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.

Obey your thirst to smite your enemies! When I am dungeon delving, my trusty blade dishes out the radiant flavor of smite (tastes like sprite with the tang of justice).
I enjoy these pop culture spins and they definitely turn heads. Also I play Paladin in DnD so it fits like a glove.

Quality print and soft shirt

Very fast shipping, quality materials and printing!

Super cool shirt

The shirt fits great and is very soft and comfortable.

Great shirt. The people agree.

Very comfortable, beautiful detail, doesn't have a strange smell right out of the packaging. Loose fitting as well, all in all a fantastic shirt for any wizard

Loved the shirts. Picked one of each of the classes I play as and I couldn’t be happier. Excellent quality and a perfect fit.

I love these Reject Modernity tees, but I wish there was an "Embrace Modernity" tee for the artificers among us.

I love this haha

Amazing shirt. Awesome. 10/10 speedy shipping and the quality is impressive. Fits true to size.

I love the “Reject” shirt I got as well as the concept. Super cool and definitely a head turner when I wear it out. The only issue I have is figuring out what other one I want.
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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