Miss Me With That Bullsh*t - Wizard Tee
Miss Me With That Bullsh*t - Wizard Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
Product Lore
She was here a second ago—now she’s just a glitch in the neon haze.
Try to hit her. Try to catch her. Try to keep up.
You’re swinging at ghosts, man. She’s already gone.
The Blur spell is a game changing flex—a shimmering mirage, a trick of the light, a neon specter slipping through the cracks of reality. In a world of precision and power, it doesn’t matter how strong your enemies are if they can’t touch you.
They say "stay and fight."
You say "catch me if you can."
This isn’t just D&D spellcraft—it’s a whole vibe. Whether you’re dodging blows in the heat of battle or dodging conversations you don’t have time for—this is the spell, and this is the statement.
You’ve got Disadvantage on all attacks against me.
Your arguments? Miss.
Your expectations? Miss.
Your drama? Miss.
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Loved the shirts. Picked one of each of the classes I play as and I couldn’t be happier. Excellent quality and a perfect fit.
I love these Reject Modernity tees, but I wish there was an "Embrace Modernity" tee for the artificers among us.
I love this haha
Amazing shirt. Awesome. 10/10 speedy shipping and the quality is impressive. Fits true to size.
I love the “Reject” shirt I got as well as the concept. Super cool and definitely a head turner when I wear it out. The only issue I have is figuring out what other one I want.
A brand that appeals to my tastes. As a child of the 80s it does come with a nostalgia that takes me back. As a current DnD player this speaks to me.I have always been fond of non-standard brands.
I am impressed with the shirt. Not only did it turn heads when I was at my DnD table, it fits the class I so often play. Definitely would love to see an Oathbreaker version, but this will do. So far, it has held up in the wash. "Deus Vult"
5 stars!
The t-shirt I ordered exceeded my expectations—high-quality material and a crisp, vibrant print. It fits perfectly and the sizing is true to size, which is always a plus. Definitely recommend and will be ordering again!
I Love the T-shirt!
Love the shirt! It fits great and feels good.
I live in Phoenix so using a lighter weight shirt is perfect.
I've gotten mixed responses on the design but my friends all love it and it's a high quality print.
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Before I got this shirt, everybody else at the table didn’t know I was the run running the game. Now that I’m wearing this high quality shirt, everyone respects me when I tell them to roll for initiative.
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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...