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Miss Me With That Bullsh*t - Wizard Tee

Miss Me With That Bullsh*t - Wizard Tee

This design would be locked away forever on August 31st. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

Regular price $28.00 USD
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T-Shirt Sizes
  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Gildan 2000)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve (center back)
S 18" 28" 15.125"
M 20" 29" 16.5"
L 22" 30" 18"
XL 24" 31" 19.5"
2XL 26" 32" 21"
3XL 28" 33 22.375"
4XL 30" 34" 23.625"
5XL 32" 35" 25"

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

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Product Lore

She was here a second ago—now she’s just a glitch in the neon haze.

Try to hit her. Try to catch her. Try to keep up.

You’re swinging at ghosts, man. She’s already gone.

The Blur spell is a game changing flex—a shimmering mirage, a trick of the light, a neon specter slipping through the cracks of reality. In a world of precision and power, it doesn’t matter how strong your enemies are if they can’t touch you.

They say "stay and fight."

You say "catch me if you can."

This isn’t just D&D spellcraft—it’s a whole vibe. Whether you’re dodging blows in the heat of battle or dodging conversations you don’t have time for—this is the spell, and this is the statement.

You’ve got Disadvantage on all attacks against me.

Your arguments? Miss.

Your expectations? Miss.

Your drama? Miss.

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