CAH - Curses (cards) Against Humanity Tee
CAH - Curses (cards) Against Humanity Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

Product Lore
Some game nights are wholesome. This isn't one of them.
Forget the heroes, the quests, the sacred relics—this table belongs to the damned. Undead fingers clutch cursed cards. A vamp sneers over a hand full of depravity. A witch cackles at a punchline that could hex a kingdom. Welcome to Curses Against Humanity—where the monsters deal in dark humor and no one's soul is safe.
This tee channels vintage sword-and-sorcery art with just enough irreverence to make your DM nervous.
You don’t wear this shirt because you like monsters. You wear it because you are one—just slightly more well-dressed.
Perfect for the dungeon crawler who’s got a dark sense of humor and a critical hit rate for chaos. This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a snapshot of what happens when legendary evil gets bored and breaks out the party games.
Guaranteed side-eyes at game night.
Curses Against Humanity: where the only thing more cursed than the cards... is you.
From April 2025 - Board(games) & Sorcery
The tavern is full. The tankards are overflowing. Someone just cast Firebolt at a pile of meeples.
This is This is Board(games) & Sorcery—where Sword & Sorcery meets game night. A collection inspired by 1980s fantasy art, metal album covers, and that one friend who always brings their own dice tray and insists on playing the wizard with trauma.
Our heroes have faced minotaurs and dragons, now they're facing a greater challenge—debating house rules for two and a half hours. They've set their broadswords down to flick tokens across the table. Strategy is their weapon. Snacks are their spell components. And victory tastes like beer and pizza and some fool landing on your hotel when he's fresh out of cash.
This collection is for the ones who bring big energy to small tables. For adventurers who know the real battle happens between turns. For fans of epic quests, tallying wins in Catan, Frazetta vibes, and that sacred ritual of wiping the chip dust off your hands before touching the cards.
The board is set. Somebody's gonna make up a house rule halfway through and the rest are gonna have to go along to get along or pick a fight that will be rEmEmBeReD fOrEvEr!!
Let the games begin.
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from 575 reviews
Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.

The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.

My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.

Obey your thirst to smite your enemies! When I am dungeon delving, my trusty blade dishes out the radiant flavor of smite (tastes like sprite with the tang of justice).
I enjoy these pop culture spins and they definitely turn heads. Also I play Paladin in DnD so it fits like a glove.

Quality print and soft shirt

Very fast shipping, quality materials and printing!

Super cool shirt

The shirt fits great and is very soft and comfortable.

Great shirt. The people agree.

Very comfortable, beautiful detail, doesn't have a strange smell right out of the packaging. Loose fitting as well, all in all a fantastic shirt for any wizard

Loved the shirts. Picked one of each of the classes I play as and I couldn’t be happier. Excellent quality and a perfect fit.

I love these Reject Modernity tees, but I wish there was an "Embrace Modernity" tee for the artificers among us.

I love this haha

Amazing shirt. Awesome. 10/10 speedy shipping and the quality is impressive. Fits true to size.

I love the “Reject” shirt I got as well as the concept. Super cool and definitely a head turner when I wear it out. The only issue I have is figuring out what other one I want.
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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