CAH - Curses (cards) Against Humanity Tee
CAH - Curses (cards) Against Humanity Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.
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Product Lore
Some game nights are wholesome. This isn't one of them.
Forget the heroes, the quests, the sacred relics—this table belongs to the damned. Undead fingers clutch cursed cards. A vamp sneers over a hand full of depravity. A witch cackles at a punchline that could hex a kingdom. Welcome to Curses Against Humanity—where the monsters deal in dark humor and no one's soul is safe.
This tee channels vintage sword-and-sorcery art with just enough irreverence to make your DM nervous.
You don’t wear this shirt because you like monsters. You wear it because you are one—just slightly more well-dressed.
Perfect for the dungeon crawler who’s got a dark sense of humor and a critical hit rate for chaos. This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a snapshot of what happens when legendary evil gets bored and breaks out the party games.
Guaranteed side-eyes at game night.
Curses Against Humanity: where the only thing more cursed than the cards... is you.
From April 2025 - Board(games) & Sorcery
The tavern is full. The tankards are overflowing. Someone just cast Firebolt at a pile of meeples.
This is This is Board(games) & Sorcery—where Sword & Sorcery meets game night. A collection inspired by 1980s fantasy art, metal album covers, and that one friend who always brings their own dice tray and insists on playing the wizard with trauma.
Our heroes have faced minotaurs and dragons, now they're facing a greater challenge—debating house rules for two and a half hours. They've set their broadswords down to flick tokens across the table. Strategy is their weapon. Snacks are their spell components. And victory tastes like beer and pizza and some fool landing on your hotel when he's fresh out of cash.
This collection is for the ones who bring big energy to small tables. For adventurers who know the real battle happens between turns. For fans of epic quests, tallying wins in Catan, Frazetta vibes, and that sacred ritual of wiping the chip dust off your hands before touching the cards.
The board is set. Somebody's gonna make up a house rule halfway through and the rest are gonna have to go along to get along or pick a fight that will be rEmEmBeReD fOrEvEr!!
Let the games begin.
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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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