CAH - Curses (cards) Against Humanity Tee
CAH - Curses (cards) Against Humanity Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.
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Product Lore
Some game nights are wholesome. This isn't one of them.
Forget the heroes, the quests, the sacred relics—this table belongs to the damned. Undead fingers clutch cursed cards. A vamp sneers over a hand full of depravity. A witch cackles at a punchline that could hex a kingdom. Welcome to Curses Against Humanity—where the monsters deal in dark humor and no one's soul is safe.
This tee channels vintage sword-and-sorcery art with just enough irreverence to make your DM nervous.
You don’t wear this shirt because you like monsters. You wear it because you are one—just slightly more well-dressed.
Perfect for the dungeon crawler who’s got a dark sense of humor and a critical hit rate for chaos. This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a snapshot of what happens when legendary evil gets bored and breaks out the party games.
Guaranteed side-eyes at game night.
Curses Against Humanity: where the only thing more cursed than the cards... is you.
From April 2025 - Board(games) & Sorcery
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from 738 reviews
The colors pop so sharply from the black fabric. I nearly wept when I first saw the shirt as it reminded me of the times I was lost for words when trying to soothe those in mourning. Wearing the shirt helps give me catharsis for myself and my failures while inspiring me to be what the aggrieved near me need me to be.
I play a paladin and I smite first, ask no questions. This old tyme theme sells itself.
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This was a really cool series of t-shirts. I currently own four from the Reject Modernity collection, and the quality of the inking is very nice. I enjoy wearing these shirts a lot. Thank you and I hope you have more fun designs to come.
Love the shop and all the designs. I wish some more came in 5x, but the 4x seems to be okay for now.
Love the design, perfect because my next character is going to be a paladin
I love ring-spun cotton! Not every design is for me, so I get extra happy when one that suits me also feels good to wear.
Love the shirt and the detail! I didn’t even notice the dice in the cup until I received it.
Love this shirt! I can’t wait to get more.
Great shirt, love it!
Hell yeah brother. I’m known in my friend group to be hella lefty. This shirt got a big pop at my table.
T-shirts for people with torsos. For real - they're actually long enough and don't ride up all crazy if you happen to have equipment up top. True to size or maybe even a little bit roomy. Nice, soft, material - high quality graphic that isn't all stiff and cracked like it was applied with crazy glue. Will definitely be ordering from here again.
Great high quality tshirt with a print that everyone should heed. I love it
Would definitely buy here again
My wife loves the shirt!
What customers think about the store
This store specializes in unique, creative apparel with DND and pop culture themes. Customers consistently praise high-quality prints, soft comfortable fabrics, and fast shipping. Outstanding customer service with responsive support, easy exchanges, and person... This store specializes in unique, creative apparel with DND and pop culture themes. Customers consistently praise high-quality prints, soft comfortable fabrics, and fast shipping. Outstanding customer service with responsive support, easy exchanges, and personalized attention. Designs are vibrant, detailed, and conversation-starters. Sizing runs slightly small.
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