Mage Against the Machine - Wizard Tee
Mage Against the Machine - Wizard Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
Product Lore
Casting in the Name of!
I know RATM isn't grunge, but hear me out...
Rules? Overrated. The system? Broken. The machine? Meant to be dismantled.
If you’ve ever looked at the rulebook and thought, What if I just… didn’t?—this is your shirt.
Most people think mages are just walking encyclopedias of spells—wizards locked in towers, playing by the book. But real magic isn’t about rules. It’s about bending them.
Mages are the ones who change the game. They don’t accept the status quo. They don’t roll with the system—they rewrite it. They’re the ones who look at the battlefield and say, Nah, let’s drop a meteor on this whole thing.
This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a statement. It’s a middle finger to the forces trying to keep you in line.
Wear it to the table. Wear it to the mosh pit. Wear it anytime you’re about to break the game.
It’s the shirt you wear when you’re about to turn a Nat 1 into a legendary story.
It’s your sign to stop waiting for permission—and start rolling for revolution.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
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Customer Reviews
Mage Against the Machine Unisex T-Shirt
Great shirt
I laughed out loud when I first saw this. It had to be mine. It looks even better in person, will be back for more!!
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Loved the shirts. Picked one of each of the classes I play as and I couldn’t be happier. Excellent quality and a perfect fit.
I love these Reject Modernity tees, but I wish there was an "Embrace Modernity" tee for the artificers among us.
I love this haha
Amazing shirt. Awesome. 10/10 speedy shipping and the quality is impressive. Fits true to size.
I love the “Reject” shirt I got as well as the concept. Super cool and definitely a head turner when I wear it out. The only issue I have is figuring out what other one I want.
A brand that appeals to my tastes. As a child of the 80s it does come with a nostalgia that takes me back. As a current DnD player this speaks to me.I have always been fond of non-standard brands.
I am impressed with the shirt. Not only did it turn heads when I was at my DnD table, it fits the class I so often play. Definitely would love to see an Oathbreaker version, but this will do. So far, it has held up in the wash. "Deus Vult"
5 stars!
The t-shirt I ordered exceeded my expectations—high-quality material and a crisp, vibrant print. It fits perfectly and the sizing is true to size, which is always a plus. Definitely recommend and will be ordering again!
I Love the T-shirt!
Love the shirt! It fits great and feels good.
I live in Phoenix so using a lighter weight shirt is perfect.
I've gotten mixed responses on the design but my friends all love it and it's a high quality print.
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