Waterdeep Crime Lord Unisex T-shirt

Xanathar & Sylgar – The Lost Tracks

Before he ruled the criminal underworld, Xanathar had his grunge phase.
Before he hoarded gold and secrets, he hoarded emotions.

This tee captures the beholder in his rawest form—moody, brooding, lost in thought.
Is he contemplating the weight of existence?
Is he writing cryptic poetry about betrayal?
Or is he just wondering if Sylgar truly loves him back?

Either way, he’s in deep.

Inspired by early ‘90s grunge aesthetics, this design looks like it was pulled straight from a dusty record bin—faded, timeless, aching with unspoken sorrow.

Lo-fi, overexposed print—just like the band tees of the era.
A melancholic stare from a crime lord—because even monsters have feelings.
The ever-faithful Silgar—the only friend who truly understands.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a relic from when the Waterdeep Crime Lord traded crime for catharsis… and started a band instead.

Let the world know that behind every terrifying overlord is just a guy with a pet goldfish and a lot of feelings. Throw it on, roll the dice, and embrace the grunge-fueled existential crisis.

Because some beholders can be blues-holders.

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The grunge era never died—it just took a long rest. Now it’s back, and it brought dice. Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 1 cranks the distortion, grows out its hair, and wears the same flannel 365 days a year. Fusing epic fantasy with 90s grunge rebellion, it hits harder than a natural 20 on a performance check. (Alice in Chains MTV unplugged)

Adventurers don’t need polished armor and high fantasy clichés—some just show up in ripped flannel, combat boots, and a dagger they found in a thrift shop. Some heroes don’t write ballads; they scream emotion-drenched battle cries into the void.

This collection is for the ones who fight the establishment dragons with nothing but attitude, roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know that every campaign is just a concept album waiting to be played. Whatever, man.