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Xanathar & Sylgar – The Lost Tracks
Before he ruled the criminal underworld, Xanathar had his grunge phase.
Before he hoarded gold and secrets, he hoarded emotions.
This tee captures the beholder in his rawest form—moody, brooding, lost in thought.
Is he contemplating the weight of existence?
Is he writing cryptic poetry about betrayal?
Or is he just wondering if Sylgar truly loves him back?
Either way, he’s in deep.
Inspired by early ‘90s grunge aesthetics, this design looks like it was pulled straight from a dusty record bin—faded, timeless, aching with unspoken sorrow.
- Lo-fi, overexposed print—just like the band tees of the era.
- A melancholic stare from a crime lord—because even monsters have feelings.
- The ever-faithful Silgar—the only friend who truly understands.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a relic from when the Waterdeep Crime Lord traded crime for catharsis… and started a band instead.
Let the world know that behind every terrifying overlord is just a guy with a pet goldfish and a lot of feelings. Throw it on, roll the dice, and embrace the grunge-fueled existential crisis.
Because some beholders can be blues-holders.
From January 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons
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The colors pop so sharply from the black fabric. I nearly wept when I first saw the shirt as it reminded me of the times I was lost for words when trying to soothe those in mourning. Wearing the shirt helps give me catharsis for myself and my failures while inspiring me to be what the aggrieved near me need me to be.
I play a paladin and I smite first, ask no questions. This old tyme theme sells itself.
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
This was a really cool series of t-shirts. I currently own four from the Reject Modernity collection, and the quality of the inking is very nice. I enjoy wearing these shirts a lot. Thank you and I hope you have more fun designs to come.
Love the shop and all the designs. I wish some more came in 5x, but the 4x seems to be okay for now.
Love the design, perfect because my next character is going to be a paladin
I love ring-spun cotton! Not every design is for me, so I get extra happy when one that suits me also feels good to wear.
Love the shirt and the detail! I didn’t even notice the dice in the cup until I received it.
Love this shirt! I can’t wait to get more.
Great shirt, love it!
Hell yeah brother. I’m known in my friend group to be hella lefty. This shirt got a big pop at my table.
T-shirts for people with torsos. For real - they're actually long enough and don't ride up all crazy if you happen to have equipment up top. True to size or maybe even a little bit roomy. Nice, soft, material - high quality graphic that isn't all stiff and cracked like it was applied with crazy glue. Will definitely be ordering from here again.
Great high quality tshirt with a print that everyone should heed. I love it
Would definitely buy here again
My wife loves the shirt!
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