Waterdeep Crime Lord Tee
Waterdeep Crime Lord Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

Product Lore
Xanathar & Sylgar – The Lost Tracks
Before he ruled the criminal underworld, Xanathar had his grunge phase.
Before he hoarded gold and secrets, he hoarded emotions.
This tee captures the beholder in his rawest form—moody, brooding, lost in thought.
Is he contemplating the weight of existence?
Is he writing cryptic poetry about betrayal?
Or is he just wondering if Sylgar truly loves him back?
Either way, he’s in deep.
Inspired by early ‘90s grunge aesthetics, this design looks like it was pulled straight from a dusty record bin—faded, timeless, aching with unspoken sorrow.
- Lo-fi, overexposed print—just like the band tees of the era.
- A melancholic stare from a crime lord—because even monsters have feelings.
- The ever-faithful Silgar—the only friend who truly understands.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a relic from when the Waterdeep Crime Lord traded crime for catharsis… and started a band instead.
Let the world know that behind every terrifying overlord is just a guy with a pet goldfish and a lot of feelings. Throw it on, roll the dice, and embrace the grunge-fueled existential crisis.
Because some beholders can be blues-holders.
From January 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons
The grunge era never died—it just took a long rest. Now it’s back, and it brought dice. Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 1 cranks the distortion, grows out its hair, and wears the same flannel 365 days a year. Fusing epic fantasy with 90s grunge rebellion, it hits harder than a natural 20 on a performance check. (Alice in Chains MTV unplugged)
Adventurers don’t need polished armor and high fantasy clichés—some just show up in ripped flannel, combat boots, and a dagger they found in a thrift shop. Some heroes don’t write ballads; they scream emotion-drenched battle cries into the void.
This collection is for the ones who fight the establishment dragons with nothing but attitude, roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know that every campaign is just a concept album waiting to be played. Whatever, man.
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The shirt is awesome. The design is awesome.!
Amazing customer service. Very personal and professional. No problems to correct. Everything was great!
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Product looks great and super comfortable.
Product looks great and super comfortable.
I ordered three shirts. I messed up on the size for one and sent an email to ask for the correct size. I got an immediate response from Rex that the order would be corrected. I received the correct size for every shirt and I received my order on time. The shirts are great quality and I am very happy with my purchase.
Quality shirts that fit. Great graphics too.
I CAN SEE ETERNITY! I FEAR NOT FOREVER BUT INSTEAD THAT I CAN SEE IT IS FINITE!
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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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