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Xanathar & Sylgar – The Lost Tracks
Before he ruled the criminal underworld, Xanathar had his grunge phase.
Before he hoarded gold and secrets, he hoarded emotions.
This tee captures the beholder in his rawest form—moody, brooding, lost in thought.
Is he contemplating the weight of existence?
Is he writing cryptic poetry about betrayal?
Or is he just wondering if Sylgar truly loves him back?
Either way, he’s in deep.
Inspired by early ‘90s grunge aesthetics, this design looks like it was pulled straight from a dusty record bin—faded, timeless, aching with unspoken sorrow.
- Lo-fi, overexposed print—just like the band tees of the era.
- A melancholic stare from a crime lord—because even monsters have feelings.
- The ever-faithful Silgar—the only friend who truly understands.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a relic from when the Waterdeep Crime Lord traded crime for catharsis… and started a band instead.
Let the world know that behind every terrifying overlord is just a guy with a pet goldfish and a lot of feelings. Throw it on, roll the dice, and embrace the grunge-fueled existential crisis.
Because some beholders can be blues-holders.
From January 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons
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