Product Lore
Great Radiant Damage.
You deserve to look awesome while vaporizing the wicked. But your wardrobe is all grim armor and moody fantasy tees. Where’s the drip for the divinely empowered?
Sometimes you don’t want to look like a brooding crusader. Maybe you want to roll into the temple radiating 80s soda commercial energy and righteous fury.
This tee channels the iconic citrus fizz branding of yore and recharges it with holy power. A nostalgic wink to the golden age of TV ads.
Printed on divine-quality cotton blessed by the gods of comfort and charisma. Unisex fit. Endorsed by every Oath of the Ancients paladin with rad vibes.
Get yours now. Radiate justice. Obey your oath.
From June 2025 - D&Double-Takes
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Customer Reviews
Obey your thirst to smite your enemies! When I am dungeon delving, my trusty blade dishes out the radiant flavor of smite (tastes like sprite with the tang of justice).
I enjoy these pop culture spins and they definitely turn heads. Also I play Paladin in DnD so it fits like a glove.
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Perfect in every way! The refect modernity narrative is the GOAT!
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
Exactly as described. The shirt was a little on the thin side (cost savings?) but the design is nice. We'll see how long it lasts.
Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.
My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!
Woven from the threads of nostalgia and eldritch comfort, this shirt grants +5 to Charisma and absolute authority behind the DM screen. The retro glyphs shimmer like arcane runes—my players dare not question the one who wears it. A true relic of power.
Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!
Love my baba yaga shirt, can’t wait to wear it to D&D
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Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.
The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.
My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.
Obey your thirst to smite your enemies! When I am dungeon delving, my trusty blade dishes out the radiant flavor of smite (tastes like sprite with the tang of justice).
I enjoy these pop culture spins and they definitely turn heads. Also I play Paladin in DnD so it fits like a glove.
Quality print and soft shirt
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...