Divine Smite - Paladin Tee
Divine Smite - Paladin Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

Product Lore
Great Radiant Damage.
You deserve to look awesome while vaporizing the wicked. But your wardrobe is all grim armor and moody fantasy tees. Where’s the drip for the divinely empowered?
Sometimes you don’t want to look like a brooding crusader. Maybe you want to roll into the temple radiating 80s soda commercial energy and righteous fury.
This tee channels the iconic citrus fizz branding of yore and recharges it with holy power. A nostalgic wink to the golden age of TV ads.
Printed on divine-quality cotton blessed by the gods of comfort and charisma. Unisex fit. Endorsed by every Oath of the Ancients paladin with rad vibes.
Get yours now. Radiate justice. Obey your oath.
From June 2025 - D&Double-Takes
Look twice. Then roll for insight.
You’re surrounded by the modern world—brands, logos, slogans drilled into your brain since you could hold a controller or crush a Capri Sun. And now? None of it feels like you. It’s all mass-market noise. No magic. No dice. No dragons. No dungeons.
But what if that nostalgia could crit?
What if your favorite brands—the ones burned into your cudltural DNA—got multiclassed into something just for your table? The sacred icons of late-night snacks, childhood commercials, and mall-rat mayhem—each one rolled through a chaotic D20 filter and resurrected as something way more legendary.
Enter D&Double-Takes, a blend of parody and party banter. This month’s designs take the corporate colossi and give them stat blocks. They’re not just visual puns—they’re little acts of rebellion- alchemy for nerds. Each shirt dares you to say, “Wait… is that what I think it is?” And then? Yeah. It's ...not.
Choose your illusion. Let the mundanes squint. The ones with proficiency in perception will get you.
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Let customers speak for us
from 575 reviews
Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.

The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.

My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.

Obey your thirst to smite your enemies! When I am dungeon delving, my trusty blade dishes out the radiant flavor of smite (tastes like sprite with the tang of justice).
I enjoy these pop culture spins and they definitely turn heads. Also I play Paladin in DnD so it fits like a glove.

Quality print and soft shirt

Very fast shipping, quality materials and printing!

Super cool shirt

The shirt fits great and is very soft and comfortable.

Great shirt. The people agree.

Very comfortable, beautiful detail, doesn't have a strange smell right out of the packaging. Loose fitting as well, all in all a fantastic shirt for any wizard

Loved the shirts. Picked one of each of the classes I play as and I couldn’t be happier. Excellent quality and a perfect fit.

I love these Reject Modernity tees, but I wish there was an "Embrace Modernity" tee for the artificers among us.

I love this haha

Amazing shirt. Awesome. 10/10 speedy shipping and the quality is impressive. Fits true to size.

I love the “Reject” shirt I got as well as the concept. Super cool and definitely a head turner when I wear it out. The only issue I have is figuring out what other one I want.
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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