I Play Chaotic Neutral Tee
I Play Chaotic Neutral Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
Product Lore
Enjoy unpredictably.
You don’t fit neatly into the party’s plan. You’re not here to be the hero—or the villain. You’re the one looting mid-combat, freeing the prisoner because you felt like it, and rolling deception checks on your own party members.
Alignment charts are a cage, man. You're a free agent. A wild spirit. The walking embodiment of "Let's see what happens." You aren’t bound by good or evil—you’re bound by vibes and the contents of your backpack (which includes five crowbars and a cursed doll).
This shirt takes the world’s most iconic soda logo and reroutes it through a chaotic alignment lens. Crisp, bold, instantly recognizable—but now it proudly declares what your DM already knows: you’re completely unhinged.
Wear it to game night and let the table know you’re not here to follow the quest path—you’re here to detour it through a haunted carnival for no reason at all. It’s a warning. It’s a flex. It’s a vibe.
Printed on classic, comfort-forward cotton. Unisex fit. No preservatives. No corn syrup. No alignments.
Add to cart. Flip a coin. Do the opposite.
Play Chaotic Neutral.
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Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.
The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.
My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.
Obey your thirst to smite your enemies! When I am dungeon delving, my trusty blade dishes out the radiant flavor of smite (tastes like sprite with the tang of justice).
I enjoy these pop culture spins and they definitely turn heads. Also I play Paladin in DnD so it fits like a glove.
Quality print and soft shirt
Very fast shipping, quality materials and printing!
Super cool shirt
The shirt fits great and is very soft and comfortable.
Great shirt. The people agree.
Very comfortable, beautiful detail, doesn't have a strange smell right out of the packaging. Loose fitting as well, all in all a fantastic shirt for any wizard
Loved the shirts. Picked one of each of the classes I play as and I couldn’t be happier. Excellent quality and a perfect fit.
I love these Reject Modernity tees, but I wish there was an "Embrace Modernity" tee for the artificers among us.
I love this haha
Amazing shirt. Awesome. 10/10 speedy shipping and the quality is impressive. Fits true to size.
I love the “Reject” shirt I got as well as the concept. Super cool and definitely a head turner when I wear it out. The only issue I have is figuring out what other one I want.
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