Orange Chicken - Anthropomorphic Tee
Orange Chicken - Anthropomorphic Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.
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Product Lore
Who cares, just live your life...
From October 2024 - The Beginning
October 2024 marked the beginning of tsaurus 2.0, where I began the monthly themes. This is a collection of all the old designs I've had for years, soon to be the first retired designs to fill up The Vault!
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Funny shirt - fast shipping!
Orange Chicken.
Thank you! What a fun t shirt. It is nicely made and is very colorful. It arrived quickly and in secure packaging.
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I LOVE these shirts. The graphics are great, colors are bright and text is clear, and the fabric is soft with a comfortable amount of stretch. Absolutely coming back for more.
The frog design looks so grungy and retro, like it crawled out of some old 90s skate video but with that perfect frog vibe. The colors are all faded and distressed on purpose which makes it look like I've had it for years even tho I just got it. Super soft too.The print hasn't cracked or peeled after washing it once so that's a huge W.
Happy with it
As a Paladin main, I could not be happier and it has absolutely cracked up all my friends. Well done
listen… Tsaurus done got me feelin’ like a whole new person. I copped a bunch of shirts thinkin’ “whatever, they probly gonna be mid,” but these things HIT. Like, why they so soft? Why they fit like they was tailored by somebody’s grandma who actually cares?
I pulled one out the bag and was like “okayy Tsaurus I see you.” print lookin’ crisp, no weird smell, no janky stitching… just straight vibes. I washed ’em too and they ain’t shrink, fade, or turn into that crunchy cardboard texture some cheap shirts get.
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What customers think about the store
This store delivers high-quality, soft shirts with vibrant, creative designs, especially popular among D&D and gaming enthusiasts. Customers praise fast shipping, excellent customer service, and helpful exchanges. The print quality is durable and doesn't fade.... This store delivers high-quality, soft shirts with vibrant, creative designs, especially popular among D&D and gaming enthusiasts. Customers praise fast shipping, excellent customer service, and helpful exchanges. The print quality is durable and doesn't fade. Designs are unique and conversation-starting. Some note shirts run slightly small or thin, but overall satisfaction is very high.
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