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The cities swell with noise and smoke. Their people chase gold and comfort, blind to the rot beneath their feet.
But you remember the old paths. The hush of wind through pine. The truth written in claw marks and broken branches. You don’t seek glory, and you don’t ask for thanks. You watch from the treeline. You act when the moment calls and vanish before their thanks find you.
This is the creed of the Ranger. No masters. No walls. No wasted words.
They call you a ghost. A savage. A relic of a wilder time.
Let them.
You know what they’ve forgotten: how to survive. How to fight with silence. How to stand alone.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a mark of self-imposed exile.
This design is heavily inspired by the original D&D book art, early 90s punk and grunge posters, and the lonely defiance of the classic Ranger archetype—watchful, untamed, and unbowed.
Reject modernity. Embrace wilderness.
Only the outsiders remain.
From May 2025 - Reject Modernity
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Perfect in every way! The refect modernity narrative is the GOAT!
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
Exactly as described. The shirt was a little on the thin side (cost savings?) but the design is nice. We'll see how long it lasts.
Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.
My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!
Woven from the threads of nostalgia and eldritch comfort, this shirt grants +5 to Charisma and absolute authority behind the DM screen. The retro glyphs shimmer like arcane runes—my players dare not question the one who wears it. A true relic of power.
Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!
Love my baba yaga shirt, can’t wait to wear it to D&D
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
Old Xoblob Shop, Waterdeep Tee
Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.
The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.
My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.
Obey your thirst to smite your enemies! When I am dungeon delving, my trusty blade dishes out the radiant flavor of smite (tastes like sprite with the tang of justice).
I enjoy these pop culture spins and they definitely turn heads. Also I play Paladin in DnD so it fits like a glove.
Quality print and soft shirt
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...