Product Lore
Steel sings. Hammers strike shields with the force of holy thunder. The corrupt fall beneath the weight of their own ambition.
The world has forgotten what it means to stand. To serve. To sacrifice. But you remember. This is the creed of the Paladin. No cut corners. No taking a little off the top. No compromise.
Reject false authority of corrupt hierarchies of power. Embrace the ancient oath. They call you a relic. They don’t understand. They think virtue can be bought, that loyalty must be earned with coin.
They build empires on broken promises and call it glory. They mock the old codes. They sneer at those who kneel only to honor.
But the Paladin knows the truth: Strength without honor is hollow. Victory without virtue is ash. Conviction is a blade sharper than any sword. And when the world falls into shadow, who will stand against it?
Not the kings. Not the merchants. Only those righteous—and unyielding—enough to bear the burden.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a vow woven in cloth.
This design is heavily inspired by the original D&D book art, early 90s punk and grunge posters, and especially the fierce, mythic spirit of 1980s fantasy comics and pulp heroism.
Reject modernity. Embrace chivalry.
Swear fealty to honor, not kings. Stand unbent before the storm.
From May 2025 - Reject Modernity
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Customer Reviews
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!
Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.
I am impressed with the shirt. Not only did it turn heads when I was at my DnD table, it fits the class I so often play. Definitely would love to see an Oathbreaker version, but this will do. So far, it has held up in the wash. "Deus Vult"
The title pretty much says everything you need to know.
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Despite earning 5 stars, it needs more wizard shid. Maximum wizard shid. Please, thank you, have a wizard day.
True to size, great font with a fun and original feel. My girlfriend was so thrilled to have this. Talked with Rex in emails, very professional and understanding. I look forward to working with this vendor in the future, as this is my second order!
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Dungeonwave is rad. I picked up several shirts from this release because I couldn’t help myself. Miss me with that
Update: Rex reached out personally and assured me it was a mistake on the part of the printer. He then had the correct shirt shipped. Very grateful for the customer service
Original: Wrong shirt. Ordered a Reject Modernity shirt and got a Cancer Picked the Wrong Girl shirt.
Surprisingly well crafted sticker
Perfect in every way! The refect modernity narrative is the GOAT!
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
Exactly as described. The shirt was a little on the thin side (cost savings?) but the design is nice. We'll see how long it lasts.
Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.
My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!
Woven from the threads of nostalgia and eldritch comfort, this shirt grants +5 to Charisma and absolute authority behind the DM screen. The retro glyphs shimmer like arcane runes—my players dare not question the one who wears it. A true relic of power.
Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!
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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...