Reject Modernity - Paladin Tee
Reject Modernity - Paladin Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.
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Product Lore
Steel sings. Hammers strike shields with the force of holy thunder. The corrupt fall beneath the weight of their own ambition.
The world has forgotten what it means to stand. To serve. To sacrifice. But you remember. This is the creed of the Paladin. No cut corners. No taking a little off the top. No compromise.
Reject false authority of corrupt hierarchies of power. Embrace the ancient oath. They call you a relic. They don’t understand. They think virtue can be bought, that loyalty must be earned with coin.
They build empires on broken promises and call it glory. They mock the old codes. They sneer at those who kneel only to honor.
But the Paladin knows the truth: Strength without honor is hollow. Victory without virtue is ash. Conviction is a blade sharper than any sword. And when the world falls into shadow, who will stand against it?
Not the kings. Not the merchants. Only those righteous—and unyielding—enough to bear the burden.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a vow woven in cloth.
This design is heavily inspired by the original D&D book art, early 90s punk and grunge posters, and especially the fierce, mythic spirit of 1980s fantasy comics and pulp heroism.
Reject modernity. Embrace chivalry.
Swear fealty to honor, not kings. Stand unbent before the storm.
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wore it to DnD night. it's a lot softer than I expected (yay!) and a friend commented on the print quality. very happy.
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With this shirt I finally had the courage to reject the great lie that is the world around me. Casting aside the now apparently feeble and inconsequential pillars and foundation of the modern world has allowed me to transcend into the multi-planar demi-god that I have always known I truly am and could be. Also, it got be an extra 10% discount on my cars extended warranty, so that’s hard to beat too!
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Store offers high-quality t-shirts with creative, niche designs, particularly D&D and gaming themes. Customers praise soft fabric, vibrant prints, and fast shipping. Excellent customer service with responsive support and easy exchanges. Sizes run slightly smal... Store offers high-quality t-shirts with creative, niche designs, particularly D&D and gaming themes. Customers praise soft fabric, vibrant prints, and fast shipping. Excellent customer service with responsive support and easy exchanges. Sizes run slightly small; consider sizing up. Print quality holds up well after washing.
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