• Bard D&D Class Reject Modernity Unisex Black T-shirt
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Reject Modernity - Bard Tee

Reject Modernity - Bard Tee

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Colors: Black
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  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Comfort Colors 1717)

Size

Width (across)

Length

Sleeve (center back)
S 18.25" 26.625" 16.25
M 20.25" 28" 17.75
L 22" 29.375" 19
XL 24" 30.75" 20.5
2XL 26" 31.625" 21.75
3XL 27.75" 32.5" 23.25
4XL 29.75" 33.5" 24.625

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
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Product Lore

The world grows orderly, silent, obedient—it's no wonder why everything feels so hollow.

But if you still remember...

You are not one of them. You are one of us.

You drink with ghosts. You dance with grief. You let every wound write a verse into the song of you. Speak beauty into a world grown numb. Love boldly, laugh loudly, weep without shame. Let them forget your name.

Only the bardsong remains.

This design is inspired by the original D&D book art, early ‘90s underground poster culture, and the romantic chaos of the myth-keeper who refuses to fade quietly. Joy is rebellion. Memory is resistance. And the music never stops.

Reject modernity. Embrace revelry.

From May 2025 - Reject Modernity

The world has forgotten its way.

This is an age of noise, crippling comfort, packaged convenience- an era of flexible truths and hollow idols. But there are those who remember... The blade. The magic. The oath. The wild. These are not relics. They are reminders.

Reject Modernity is a rallying cry for the outsiders, the myth-chasers, the dungeon-crawlers who still believe in grit, glory, and something that doesn't parade itself as progress while it hollows you out.

Every design in this series speaks to a creed- barbaric, arcane, divine, honor. Each one calls back to a time before systems locked our spirits in chains. A time when power meant sacrifice, honor meant everything, and survival meant conviction.

This isn't nostalgia. This is rebellion.


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