Product Lore
Session Entry: RM-WZRD-02
Subject Type: Mage-Class Supremacy
Filed under: Arcane / Alignment / Purpose
Lightning cracks. Reality bends. The unworthy crumble beneath the weight of their own ignorance.
The world has forgotten what it means to know. To see. To shape. But you remember. This is the creed of the Wizard. No gods. No masters. No limits.
Reject the chains of convention. Embrace the unknown. They call you mad. They don’t understand. They think power is granted by thrones, by gold, by bloodlines.
They raise their monuments to mediocrity and call it progress. They scoff at the old ways. They fear what they cannot comprehend.
But the Wizard knows the truth: Knowledge is power. Will is weapon. Reality is negotiable. And when the world fractures, who will rewrite it?
Not the kings. Not the conquerors. Only those wise—and unhinged—enough to command the arcane.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a spell etched in cotton.
This design is heavily inspired by the original D&D book art, early 90s punk and grunge posters, and especially the raw, electric energy of 1980s fantasy comics and pulp wizardry.
Reject modernity. Embrace wizardry.
Bend the stars to your purpose and let lesser minds tremble.
From May 2025 - Reject Modernity
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Reject Modernity - Wizard Tee
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Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
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Reject Modernity - Paladin Tee
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Reject Modernity - Bard Tee
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Really cool artwork and really soft material!
Fantastic service
Arrived quickly, and well packaged. Love the design, very soft material, but it's a little tight for the size (I'm 6'3" and wear somewhere between a medium and a large) so I'll have to watch the amount of eggnog and cookies this season.
Website is well laid out, all the details on each product are very clear. Super fast shipping even as we near the holidays. Truly one of the best shopping experiences I’ve had in a while, especially from a small business I’ve never purchased from before. 10/10
Very funny shirt, arrived promptly and as a pleasant surprise- itwas softer than expected!
If I needed a slogan for an Oathbreaker (My current character), this defines him to a T! Large, nice vinyl like gloss, this baby looks cool. Trapper-Keeper, door, locker, your Jug of water (or caffeine go-go juice), this baby is almost too good to stick to things.
Thank you TSAURUS, you have given me a sticker that defines my PC!
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Comfy shirts, high quality print, and super fast shipping! I definitely recommend!
Love it! It’s hilarious and the design is awesom
One of the comfiest shirts I’ve ever ordered, plus the colors on the design are so vibrant! Definitely would order again!
True to size, clear, detailed design. Well made and comfortable, too. Quick shipping.
Incredible. Feels great. Excellent print. Love it.
Badass shirt! Great quality!
It’s nice. I got a compliment on it at the gym. Not sure of the quality yet cuz I haven’t washed it.
I had an issue with my choice of shirts and emailed requesting a change. WELL. They were prompt in emailing me back and were able to change my order with no problems! The shirt was excellent! The print was soft and the colors were brilliant and well applied.
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...