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Reject Modernity - Wizard Tee

Reject Modernity - Wizard Tee

This design would be locked away forever on November 30th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

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Colors: Black
T-Shirt Sizes
Style
  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Comfort Colors 1717)

Size

Width (across)

Length

Sleeve (center back)

S 18.25" 26.625" 16.25
M 20.25" 28" 17.75
L 22" 29.375" 19
XL 24" 30.75" 20.5
2XL 26" 31.625" 21.75
3XL 27.75" 32.5" 23.25
4XL 29.75" 33.5" 24.625

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.

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Product Lore

Session Entry: RM-WZRD-02
Subject Type: Mage-Class Supremacy
Filed under: Arcane / Alignment / Purpose

Lightning cracks. Reality bends. The unworthy crumble beneath the weight of their own ignorance.

The world has forgotten what it means to know. To see. To shape. But you remember. This is the creed of the Wizard. No gods. No masters. No limits.

Reject the chains of convention. Embrace the unknown. They call you mad. They don’t understand. They think power is granted by thrones, by gold, by bloodlines.

They raise their monuments to mediocrity and call it progress. They scoff at the old ways. They fear what they cannot comprehend.

But the Wizard knows the truth: Knowledge is power. Will is weapon. Reality is negotiable. And when the world fractures, who will rewrite it?

Not the kings. Not the conquerors. Only those wise—and unhinged—enough to command the arcane.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a spell etched in cotton.

This design is heavily inspired by the original D&D book art, early 90s punk and grunge posters, and especially the raw, electric energy of 1980s fantasy comics and pulp wizardry.

Reject modernity. Embrace wizardry.

Bend the stars to your purpose and let lesser minds tremble.