Rogue - I do what I want every time Unisex T-shirt

You’re not here to follow the script—you’re here to take what’s yours and leave ‘em wondering how you did it. The ROGUE tee is for the ones who slip through the cracks, rewrite the rules, and make their own luck.

Some people trust the plan. Others trust the dice. But a true rogue only trusts themselves.

The world wants you to play safe. Stick to the plan. Follow the well-lit path. But you don’t play that game. You take shortcuts through the shadows, find opportunities in the chaos, and roll the dice like they owe you something.

Because being a rogue isn’t about being reckless. It’s about knowing that, no matter what happens… you’ll find a way.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a declaration. A reminder that fortune favors the bold. And you'll get your fortune one way or another.

Wear it like a calling card. A challenge. A warning.

I do what I want, every time. Roll the dice. Dice the roll.

More from February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2

The grunge era never died—it just got lost in the haze of a smoke-filled tavern, waiting for the right riff to bring it back. Now it’s kicking down the dungeon door with loose-fitting combat boots, louder, rawer, and rolling with advantage.

Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 2 cranks the distortion to max, fusing epic fantasy with ‘90s grunge rebellion in a way that hits harder than a half-orc's reckless attack (pre-nerf.)

Not every hero wears plate mail—some wear flannel and steel-toed boots.
Not every bard sings ballads—some scrawl dungeon maps in the margins of old setlists.
Not every adventurer seeks glory—some just want one more gig, one last roll, one final chord before the lights go out.

This collection is for the misfits who battle their demons (literal or otherwise), roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know every campaign is just an experience waiting to be made into an emotion-filled rock album.

Your next adventure starts now. Roll for rebellion.