I do what I want every time - Rogue Tee
I do what I want every time - Rogue Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Gildan 2000)
Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve (center back) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 18" | 28" | 15.125" |
M | 20" | 29" | 16.5" |
L | 22" | 30" | 18" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 19.5" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 21" |
3XL | 28" | 33 | 22.375" |
4XL | 30" | 34" | 23.625" |
5XL | 32" | 35" | 25" |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.



Product Lore
You’re not here to follow the script—you’re here to take what’s yours and leave ‘em wondering how you did it. The ROGUE tee is for the ones who slip through the cracks, rewrite the rules, and make their own luck.
Some people trust the plan. Others trust the dice. But a true rogue only trusts themselves.
The world wants you to play safe. Stick to the plan. Follow the well-lit path. But you don’t play that game. You take shortcuts through the shadows, find opportunities in the chaos, and roll the dice like they owe you something.
Because being a rogue isn’t about being reckless. It’s about knowing that, no matter what happens… you’ll find a way.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a declaration. A reminder that fortune favors the bold. And you'll get your fortune one way or another.
Wear it like a calling card. A challenge. A warning.
I do what I want, every time. Roll the dice. Dice the roll.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
The grunge era never died—it just got lost in the haze of a smoke-filled tavern, waiting for the right riff to bring it back. Now it’s kicking down the dungeon door with loose-fitting combat boots, louder, rawer, and rolling with advantage.
Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 2 cranks the distortion to max, fusing epic fantasy with ‘90s grunge rebellion in a way that hits harder than a half-orc's reckless attack (pre-nerf.)
Not every hero wears plate mail—some wear flannel and steel-toed boots.
Not every bard sings ballads—some scrawl dungeon maps in the margins of old setlists.
Not every adventurer seeks glory—some just want one more gig, one last roll, one final chord before the lights go out.
This collection is for the misfits who battle their demons (literal or otherwise), roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know every campaign is just an experience waiting to be made into an emotion-filled rock album.
Your next adventure starts now. Roll for rebellion.
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Perfect in every way! The refect modernity narrative is the GOAT!

Love my shirt wear it to the gym

Exactly as described. The shirt was a little on the thin side (cost savings?) but the design is nice. We'll see how long it lasts.

Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.

My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!

Woven from the threads of nostalgia and eldritch comfort, this shirt grants +5 to Charisma and absolute authority behind the DM screen. The retro glyphs shimmer like arcane runes—my players dare not question the one who wears it. A true relic of power.

Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!

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Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.

The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.

My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.

Obey your thirst to smite your enemies! When I am dungeon delving, my trusty blade dishes out the radiant flavor of smite (tastes like sprite with the tang of justice).
I enjoy these pop culture spins and they definitely turn heads. Also I play Paladin in DnD so it fits like a glove.

Quality print and soft shirt
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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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