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Lightning cracks. Reality bends. The unworthy crumble beneath the weight of their own ignorance.
The world has forgotten what it means to know. To see. To shape. But you remember. This is the creed of the Wizard. No gods. No masters. No limits.
Reject the chains of convention. Embrace the unknown. They call you mad. They don’t understand. They think power is granted by thrones, by gold, by bloodlines.
They raise their monuments to mediocrity and call it progress. They scoff at the old ways. They fear what they cannot comprehend.
But the Wizard knows the truth: Knowledge is power. Will is weapon. Reality is negotiable. And when the world fractures, who will rewrite it?
Not the kings. Not the conquerors. Only those wise—and unhinged—enough to command the arcane.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a spell etched in cotton.
This design is heavily inspired by the original D&D book art, early 90s punk and grunge posters, and especially the raw, electric energy of 1980s fantasy comics and pulp wizardry.
Reject modernity. Embrace wizardry.
Bend the stars to your purpose and let lesser minds tremble.
From May 2025 - Reject Modernity
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Reject Modernity - Wizard Tee
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Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
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Reject Modernity - Paladin Tee
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Reject Modernity - Ranger Tee
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Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.
Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!
Quality print and soft shirt
Great shirt. The people agree.
Very comfortable, beautiful detail, doesn't have a strange smell right out of the packaging. Loose fitting as well, all in all a fantastic shirt for any wizard
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Perfect in every way! The refect modernity narrative is the GOAT!
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
Exactly as described. The shirt was a little on the thin side (cost savings?) but the design is nice. We'll see how long it lasts.
Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.
My fiancée is playing a paladin in a campaign I’m running so I got this for her and she loves it! She’s wearing it to show off to our friends next session!
Woven from the threads of nostalgia and eldritch comfort, this shirt grants +5 to Charisma and absolute authority behind the DM screen. The retro glyphs shimmer like arcane runes—my players dare not question the one who wears it. A true relic of power.
Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!
Love my baba yaga shirt, can’t wait to wear it to D&D
Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
Old Xoblob Shop, Waterdeep Tee
Wore this shirt to court when summoned for jury duty, was excused.
The masters! And excellent take on the Ninja turtles who were named after the Renaissance masters. It is definitely a head turner.
My gal thought it was a block buster shirt. However, as a fellow DnD player abd spellcaster she caught on and loved the shirt. Matter of fact t I was highly encouraged to gift her the shirt. I, of course, complied.
Love this shirt. The Block Buster blue is the right choice.
Obey your thirst to smite your enemies! When I am dungeon delving, my trusty blade dishes out the radiant flavor of smite (tastes like sprite with the tang of justice).
I enjoy these pop culture spins and they definitely turn heads. Also I play Paladin in DnD so it fits like a glove.
Quality print and soft shirt
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...