Retrowave Rage - Barbarian Tee
Retrowave Rage - Barbarian Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.
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Product Lore
You’re tired of shirts that don’t match your energy. You hit the gym, roll initiative, and bring main character energy—but your closet? Flat. Forgettable. Like a random tavern npc that wasn't even named.
Let’s be real—life's too short for boring t-shirts. You want something that says I show up to session and the DM starts to sweat. That says defense: unarmored, aggression: maximum. Something that doesn’t just look cool—it feels like rage.
I present to you, the "I Would Like to RAGE" tee. Inspired by the raw emotional energy of synthwave and the unhinged power of D&D’s Barbarian class, this design stacks bold, neon red text with lightning bolts and a vibe that will punch you through the screen.
Throw this on and you’re not just repping your favorite class—you’re becoming the moment. Whether you’re rolling dice, walking into a con, or throwing goblins like a medicine ball in crossfit, this tee gives you advantage on aura checks.
This design is a limited drop—don’t wait for your rage to wear off.
Grab yours now. Channel your inner fury. Look cool doing it.
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Step into a forgotten era of spell-powered space battles, neon-lit astral quests, and pixelated wizardry. Dungeonwave & Dragons isn’t just a collection—it’s a glitch in the timeline, a portal to a retro-futuristic world where D&D collided with 80s arcade nostalgia.
This limited-edition drop is inspired by synthwave aesthetic, vintage Atari box art, classic arcade shooters, and VHS-era sci-fi adventure.
This isn’t just D&D with a neon paintjob—it’s a love letter to the golden age of adventure gaming, where CRT screens flickered, synths pulsed in the background, and the cosmos stretched endlessly before you.
Like any good vintage game, stock is finite. Once this campaign is over, it’s gone.
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Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
Really cool artwork and really soft material!
Fantastic service
Arrived quickly, and well packaged. Love the design, very soft material, but it's a little tight for the size (I'm 6'3" and wear somewhere between a medium and a large) so I'll have to watch the amount of eggnog and cookies this season.
Website is well laid out, all the details on each product are very clear. Super fast shipping even as we near the holidays. Truly one of the best shopping experiences I’ve had in a while, especially from a small business I’ve never purchased from before. 10/10
Very funny shirt, arrived promptly and as a pleasant surprise- itwas softer than expected!
If I needed a slogan for an Oathbreaker (My current character), this defines him to a T! Large, nice vinyl like gloss, this baby looks cool. Trapper-Keeper, door, locker, your Jug of water (or caffeine go-go juice), this baby is almost too good to stick to things.
Thank you TSAURUS, you have given me a sticker that defines my PC!
Second t i bought and I freaking awesome!
Comfy shirts, high quality print, and super fast shipping! I definitely recommend!
Love it! It’s hilarious and the design is awesom
One of the comfiest shirts I’ve ever ordered, plus the colors on the design are so vibrant! Definitely would order again!
True to size, clear, detailed design. Well made and comfortable, too. Quick shipping.
Incredible. Feels great. Excellent print. Love it.
Badass shirt! Great quality!
It’s nice. I got a compliment on it at the gym. Not sure of the quality yet cuz I haven’t washed it.
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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