Born to Break Pots, Forced to Cut Grass Tee
Born to Break Pots, Forced to Cut Grass Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
| Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
| S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Comfort Colors 1717)
|
Size |
Width (across) |
Length |
Sleeve (center back) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25" | 26.625" | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25" | 28" | 17.75 |
| L | 22" | 29.375" | 19 |
| XL | 24" | 30.75" | 20.5 |
| 2XL | 26" | 31.625" | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75" | 32.5" | 23.25 |
| 4XL | 29.75" | 33.5" | 24.625 |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
The heavyweight tee is printed on super soft, durable, thick Comfort Colors tees. These are everyone's favorite heavyweight tee. I know, I've asked.
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Product Lore
Destined for greatness, but stuck doing yard work! Whether you're smashing pots for hidden Rupees or clearing fields of grass like it's your full-time job, this tee's got your back. Perfect for heroes who know the grind is real... sometimes you're saving Hyrule, and other times you're just the kingdom's best landscaper.
Wear it proudly, because even legends have to get their hands dirty.
From November 2024 - Hero’s Call
Inspired by the timeless Legend and crafted for those who seek more than the ordinary, Hero's Call brings the spirit of classic adventure into refined, wearable art. Each piece in this collection is a tribute to the journey—the trials, the victories, and the courage found along the way. This isn’t just about fanfare; it’s about embodying resilience, strength, and the pursuit of something greater.
Step into the legend. Answer the call.
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The frog design looks so grungy and retro, like it crawled out of some old 90s skate video but with that perfect frog vibe. The colors are all faded and distressed on purpose which makes it look like I've had it for years even tho I just got it. Super soft too.The print hasn't cracked or peeled after washing it once so that's a huge W.
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As a Paladin main, I could not be happier and it has absolutely cracked up all my friends. Well done
listen… Tsaurus done got me feelin’ like a whole new person. I copped a bunch of shirts thinkin’ “whatever, they probly gonna be mid,” but these things HIT. Like, why they so soft? Why they fit like they was tailored by somebody’s grandma who actually cares?
I pulled one out the bag and was like “okayy Tsaurus I see you.” print lookin’ crisp, no weird smell, no janky stitching… just straight vibes. I washed ’em too and they ain’t shrink, fade, or turn into that crunchy cardboard texture some cheap shirts get.
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Always like the quality and fit of Comfort Colors. And the graphic is and text is a funny combination. Originally got size Small, but it was very easy to email and exchange for a better fitting Medium!
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This store specializes in creative graphic t-shirts with unique designs, particularly pop culture and gaming themes. Customers praise the high-quality prints, soft comfortable fabric, and fast shipping. The store offers excellent customer service with easy exc... This store specializes in creative graphic t-shirts with unique designs, particularly pop culture and gaming themes. Customers praise the high-quality prints, soft comfortable fabric, and fast shipping. The store offers excellent customer service with easy exchanges and responsive communication. Products fit true to size, though some recommend sizing up for a looser fit.
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