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Hero of Time Lawn Care Service Tee

Hero of Time Lawn Care Service Tee

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Colors: White
T-Shirt Sizes
  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Classic Tee Size Chart

(Bella+Canvas 3001)

Size Width (across) Length Sleeve
XS 16" 27" 9"
S 18" 28" 9"
M 20" 29" 9"
L 22" 30" 10"
XL 24" 31" 10"
2XL 26" 32" 10"
3XL 28" 33" 10"
4XL 30" 34" 11"

Heavyweight Tee Size Chart

(Comfort Colors 1717)

Size

Width (across)

Length

Sleeve (center back)
S 18.25" 26.625" 16.25
M 20.25" 28" 17.75
L 22" 29.375" 19
XL 24" 30.75" 20.5
2XL 26" 31.625" 21.75
3XL 27.75" 32.5" 23.25
4XL 29.75" 33.5" 24.625

How to use these charts

The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:

  • The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
  • The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
  • The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.

Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.

Product Details

The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.
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Product Lore

You may be surprised to hear that in Hyrule, the most profitable business is cutting grass and the biggest name in the game is the Hero of Time. This parody tee turns Link’s famous grass-cutting skills into a full-blown lawn care business.

Rupees may not grow on trees—but they do grow in the grass for some reason!

From November 2024 - Hero’s Call

Inspired by the timeless Legend and crafted for those who seek more than the ordinary, Hero's Call brings the spirit of classic adventure into refined, wearable art. Each piece in this collection is a tribute to the journey—the trials, the victories, and the courage found along the way. This isn’t just about fanfare; it’s about embodying resilience, strength, and the pursuit of something greater.

Step into the legend. Answer the call.

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