Product Lore
If You’re Gonna Die, Die in Style
A Nat 1? Instant death? Irrelevant.
Because you went out in a blaze of neon glory, vaporized by your own terrible luck, but damn—you looked cool doing it.
Rules? Unforgiving. Dice? Cursed. Your final moments? Cinematic.
Some adventurers die heroes. Some die fools. You died like a legend.
You rolled the dice, took the L, got obliterated, and left a skeleton so aesthetically pleasing it belongs on a vintage late-night MTV bumper.
So maybe you died. So maybe it was embarrassing.
But look—you went down in a way they’ll talk about forever. You rolled bad, but you rolled bold. And in the end, what’s cooler than that?
From March 2025 - Dungeonwave & Dragons
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Spelljammin' 1361 DR - Spelljam Tee
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Neon Gaze - Medusa Tee
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Vaporwyrm Underdark Night Club Tee
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Become the Weave - Wizard Tee
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Really cool artwork and really soft material!
Fantastic service
Arrived quickly, and well packaged. Love the design, very soft material, but it's a little tight for the size (I'm 6'3" and wear somewhere between a medium and a large) so I'll have to watch the amount of eggnog and cookies this season.
Website is well laid out, all the details on each product are very clear. Super fast shipping even as we near the holidays. Truly one of the best shopping experiences I’ve had in a while, especially from a small business I’ve never purchased from before. 10/10
Very funny shirt, arrived promptly and as a pleasant surprise- itwas softer than expected!
If I needed a slogan for an Oathbreaker (My current character), this defines him to a T! Large, nice vinyl like gloss, this baby looks cool. Trapper-Keeper, door, locker, your Jug of water (or caffeine go-go juice), this baby is almost too good to stick to things.
Thank you TSAURUS, you have given me a sticker that defines my PC!
Second t i bought and I freaking awesome!
Comfy shirts, high quality print, and super fast shipping! I definitely recommend!
Love it! It’s hilarious and the design is awesom
One of the comfiest shirts I’ve ever ordered, plus the colors on the design are so vibrant! Definitely would order again!
True to size, clear, detailed design. Well made and comfortable, too. Quick shipping.
Incredible. Feels great. Excellent print. Love it.
Badass shirt! Great quality!
It’s nice. I got a compliment on it at the gym. Not sure of the quality yet cuz I haven’t washed it.
I had an issue with my choice of shirts and emailed requesting a change. WELL. They were prompt in emailing me back and were able to change my order with no problems! The shirt was excellent! The print was soft and the colors were brilliant and well applied.
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...