Product Lore
Lightning cracks. Reality bends. The unworthy crumble beneath the weight of their own ignorance.
The world has forgotten what it means to know. To see. To shape. But you remember. This is the creed of the Wizard. No gods. No masters. No limits.
Reject the chains of convention. Embrace the unknown. They call you mad. They don’t understand. They think power is granted by thrones, by gold, by bloodlines.
They raise their monuments to mediocrity and call it progress. They scoff at the old ways. They fear what they cannot comprehend.
But the Wizard knows the truth: Knowledge is power. Will is weapon. Reality is negotiable. And when the world fractures, who will rewrite it?
Not the kings. Not the conquerors. Only those wise—and unhinged—enough to command the arcane.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a spell etched in cotton.
This design is heavily inspired by the original D&D book art, early 90s punk and grunge posters, and especially the raw, electric energy of 1980s fantasy comics and pulp wizardry.
Reject modernity. Embrace wizardry.
Bend the stars to your purpose and let lesser minds tremble.
From May 2025 - Reject Modernity
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Reject Modernity - Wizard Tee
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Reject Modernity - Barbarian Tee
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Reject Modernity - Paladin Tee
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Reject Modernity - Bard Tee
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Despite earning 5 stars, it needs more wizard shid. Maximum wizard shid. Please, thank you, have a wizard day.
Amazing! Design was just as cool as it looked and it arrived earlier than expected.
Love the shirt! Great quality fabric and the print looks amazing!!!
Quality print and soft shirt
Great shirt. The people agree.
Let customers speak for us
This t-shirt is perfect in every way. It's soft, fits well, and the quote, "The cycle never ends," sums up everything about my personal beliefs. The art is beautiful, and the fit is comfortable.
Great material and print quality, fits well.
This T-shirt is fantastic, super soft, durable, great design
They were very fast to process and deliver my order. Exceeded my expectations actually.
Loved the quality and design, the best shirt for days where you just want yo 'Devil May Care' at your 9-5. 10 outta 10
quick shipping, good designs, really solid and well made shirt - no loose threads or stitches.
Great fit
Despite earning 5 stars, it needs more wizard shid. Maximum wizard shid. Please, thank you, have a wizard day.
True to size, great font with a fun and original feel. My girlfriend was so thrilled to have this. Talked with Rex in emails, very professional and understanding. I look forward to working with this vendor in the future, as this is my second order!
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Dungeonwave is rad. I picked up several shirts from this release because I couldn’t help myself. Miss me with that
Update: Rex reached out personally and assured me it was a mistake on the part of the printer. He then had the correct shirt shipped. Very grateful for the customer service
Original: Wrong shirt. Ordered a Reject Modernity shirt and got a Cancer Picked the Wrong Girl shirt.
Surprisingly well crafted sticker
Perfect in every way! The refect modernity narrative is the GOAT!
Love my shirt wear it to the gym
What customers think about the store
The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist...