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Barbarian Rage - DnD Club Ringer Tee

Barbarian Rage - DnD Club Ringer Tee

This design would be locked away forever on December 30th. But the Vault is Unlocked! (for now)

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Color: Beige
Size
  • Ultra Soft Premium Tee
  • Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
  • Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
  • Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious

Size Chart

Important: It's recommended to size up if you like a looser fit.

Ringer tee Size guide

Size Label Length Width
S 28 19
M 29 20 ½
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28

Product Details

Recovered from a collapsed mallplane, circa late 1980s to early 90s.
These shirts were once worn by dreamers, bards, and clerics of summer - those who told the truth and played the soundtrack.
Now reforged for new sessions.

Design Notes:

  • Contrast trim sleeves + collar for high-signal edge
  • Crew neck, rib-bound
  • Relaxed fit - sits easy, moves like a memory
  • Soft-washed for everyday wear and field-ready comfort
  • Best suited for relics with heavy nostalgia, band-style insignias, or corrupted slogans

Specifications:

  • Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145 g/m²)
  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Heather Gray: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Yarn: 32 singles (light + smooth)
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Tear-away label (because labels are for artifacts, not people)

A favorite of rogue archivists, psionic slackers, and those who remember the arcade codes by heart.
This isn’t just a shirt.
It’s signal camouflage from a time that still echoes.

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Product Lore

Session Entry: CLB-RG3-04
Subject Type: Barbarian-class Temporal Displacement
Filed under: Rage / Barbarian / Bear

You asked them their character backstory.
They just said one word: “Blood.”
Then rolled initiative before the stats were on the character sheet.

The Barbarian doesn’t overthink it.
No multi-class. No monologue. Just blood and steel.
You see the door? Broken.
You see the boss? Now there's a new boss.
They’re not here for the story.
They’re here to make sure it ends. Fast and brutal.

This relic was recovered from under a burning cafeteria table - torn, burned, but very intact.
It belonged to the one who never brought his own mini.
Every room he entered became a combat encounter.
And somehow, he always left with 1 HP and a fistful of treasure.

"Didn’t speak for the first three sessions...
Then she decapitated a wyvern with a chair."
- DM notes
"Raged before initiative. No regrets."
- Party cleric, quietly impressed

Raw stats. Max damage. Zero chill.
Designed to be worn loud.

Barbarians don’t check the rules.
They check the wall for weaknesses.
And then they smash through it.

Inspired by the Hellfire Club tees from Stranger Things