Product Lore
Session Entry: CLB-LR3-03
Subject Type: Bard-class Temporal Displacement
Filed under: Club / Lore / Bard
The plan was solid.
The map was drawn.
And then the Bard spoke.
Told a story that didn’t happen, rolled a nat 20, and suddenly the guards were crying.
Bards change the vibe before they change the outcome.
They seduce the dragon. Befriend the villain. Convince the cursed sword to open up emotionally.
They’ve got three spells memorized and twenty voices in their pocket.
The room shifts when they talk.
Half the party’s annoyed. The other half’s in love.
That’s power.
This shirt was recovered from a locker covered in stickers, glitter, and suspicious watermelon lipgloss.
The notes stitched inside weren’t lyrics - they were hit point tallies and breakup lines.
It belonged to the one who rolled more dice in downtime than combat.
And somehow saved the whole session anyway.
"Never took notes. Remembered everything."
- Club Log, stained with ink and cherry coke
"Sang during initiative. No one minded."
- Scrawled in the margins by session notes
Inspired by the Hellfire Club tees from Stranger Things
From December 2025 - DnD Club
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The colors pop so sharply from the black fabric. I nearly wept when I first saw the shirt as it reminded me of the times I was lost for words when trying to soothe those in mourning. Wearing the shirt helps give me catharsis for myself and my failures while inspiring me to be what the aggrieved near me need me to be.
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