Product Lore
The contract was signed in blood.
The whispers started before the ink dried.
A smirking voice in the dark. A once-in-a-lifetime offer.
Power beyond mortal limits.
Magic that bends reality to your will.
One simple price.
Your soul? Your free will? Minor details.
You shook hands with a fiend—no take-backs.
The Smartest Shortcut to Power
Most spellcasters study for decades. Clerics serve their gods. Sorcerers win the genetic lottery.
But you? You skipped the line.
Sure, your patron might hijack your body for “negotiations.” Sure, you owe a favor or two to an archfiend.
But that’s future-you’s problem.
For Those Who Chose the Dark Deal
- For warlocks who signed on the dotted line and never looked back.
- For players who know nothing in life (or the Nine Hells) is free.
- For anyone whose moral compass points directly to power.
You sold your soul—but at least now you get hellfire, charisma, and eldritch blasts on demand.
No regrets. No refunds. Deal with it.
Your Pact is Sealed. Flaunt It.
Your patron gave you two choices: Power—or irrelevance.
You chose correctly.
So wear this shirt like the pact-mark you never got tattooed on your chest. Let everyone know you walk the fine line between ultimate power and eternal damnation.
The contract is signed. You’re in too deep. Might as well enjoy the perks.
Get yours before Glasya decides to renegotiate.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
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