Product Lore
The contract was signed in blood.
The whispers started before the ink dried.
A smirking voice in the dark. A once-in-a-lifetime offer.
Power beyond mortal limits.
Magic that bends reality to your will.
One simple price.
Your soul? Your free will? Minor details.
You shook hands with a fiend—no take-backs.
The Smartest Shortcut to Power
Most spellcasters study for decades. Clerics serve their gods. Sorcerers win the genetic lottery.
But you? You skipped the line.
Sure, your patron might hijack your body for “negotiations.” Sure, you owe a favor or two to an archfiend.
But that’s future-you’s problem.
For Those Who Chose the Dark Deal
- For warlocks who signed on the dotted line and never looked back.
- For players who know nothing in life (or the Nine Hells) is free.
- For anyone whose moral compass points directly to power.
You sold your soul—but at least now you get hellfire, charisma, and eldritch blasts on demand.
No regrets. No refunds. Deal with it.
Your Pact is Sealed. Flaunt It.
Your patron gave you two choices: Power—or irrelevance.
You chose correctly.
So wear this shirt like the pact-mark you never got tattooed on your chest. Let everyone know you walk the fine line between ultimate power and eternal damnation.
The contract is signed. You’re in too deep. Might as well enjoy the perks.
Get yours before Glasya decides to renegotiate.
From February 2025 - Grungeons & Dragons vol. 2
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This was a really cool series of t-shirts. I currently own four from the Reject Modernity collection, and the quality of the inking is very nice. I enjoy wearing these shirts a lot. Thank you and I hope you have more fun designs to come.
Love the shop and all the designs. I wish some more came in 5x, but the 4x seems to be okay for now.
Love the design, perfect because my next character is going to be a paladin
I love ring-spun cotton! Not every design is for me, so I get extra happy when one that suits me also feels good to wear.
Love the shirt and the detail! I didn’t even notice the dice in the cup until I received it.
Love this shirt! I can’t wait to get more.
Great shirt, love it!
Hell yeah brother. I’m known in my friend group to be hella lefty. This shirt got a big pop at my table.
T-shirts for people with torsos. For real - they're actually long enough and don't ride up all crazy if you happen to have equipment up top. True to size or maybe even a little bit roomy. Nice, soft, material - high quality graphic that isn't all stiff and cracked like it was applied with crazy glue. Will definitely be ordering from here again.
Great high quality tshirt with a print that everyone should heed. I love it
Would definitely buy here again
My wife loves the shirt!
Love the store, super niche and cool designs drawn and worn. I'll be scooping up things for my table here.
Stumbled upon the shirt, and got it together with a couple other sweet bits of loot. Excellent service for a cool shirt.
Colors are awesome
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