Grunge Bards Drop D Unisex T-shirt

The grunge era never died—it just took a long rest. Now it’s back, and it brought dice. Grungeons & Dragons Vol. 1 cranks the distortion, grows out its hair, and wears the same flannel 365 days a year. Fusing epic fantasy with 90s grunge rebellion, it hits harder than a natural 20 on a performance check. (Alice in Chains MTV unplugged)

Adventurers don’t need polished armor and high fantasy clichés—some just show up in ripped flannel, combat boots, and a dagger they found in a thrift shop. Some heroes don’t write ballads; they scream emotion-drenched battle cries into the void.

This collection is for the ones who fight the establishment dragons with nothing but attitude, roll dice like they’re betting their last cigarette, and know that every campaign is just a concept album waiting to be played. Whatever, man.