I Survived My Trip to Water Temple Tee
I Survived My Trip to Water Temple Tee
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- Ultra Soft Premium Tee
- Unisex fit — true to size for all adventurers
- Made in the USA – dyed, cut, stitched, and printed with care
- Ethically produced — sweatshop-free, eco-conscious
Size Chart
Size Chart
Classic Tee Size Chart
(Bella+Canvas 3001)
Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve |
---|---|---|---|
XS | 16" | 27" | 9" |
S | 18" | 28" | 9" |
M | 20" | 29" | 9" |
L | 22" | 30" | 10" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 10" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 10" |
3XL | 28" | 33" | 10" |
4XL | 30" | 34" | 11" |
Heavyweight Tee Size Chart
(Gildan 2000)
Size | Width (across) | Length | Sleeve (center back) |
---|---|---|---|
S | 18" | 28" | 15.125" |
M | 20" | 29" | 16.5" |
L | 22" | 30" | 18" |
XL | 24" | 31" | 19.5" |
2XL | 26" | 32" | 21" |
3XL | 28" | 33 | 22.375" |
4XL | 30" | 34" | 23.625" |
5XL | 32" | 35" | 25" |
How to use these charts
The measurements shown in the shart are garment measures. We recommend you pick your favorite tee, lay it flat, and measure it:
- The width is the distance from armhole to armhole, across the chest.
- The length is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
- The sleeve is the distance from the top of the shoulder to the hem of the sleeve.
Once you have the measurements, compare them to the table above, and pick the closest size.
Product Details
Product Details
The Classic Tee is printed on the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this unisex tee fits true to size and holds its shape through every quest. Crafted from combed, ring-spun cotton and finished with sideseams for durability, it’s made start to finish in the USA using ethical, eco-friendly practices. This is the shirt you’ll reach for again and again.


Product Lore
Congratulations, you’ve conquered the ultimate test of patience and perseverance—the Water Temple. This tee is a badge of honor for those who braved the confusing layouts, tricky water levels, and endless key hunting in one of the toughest dungeons ever. If you made it out with your sanity intact, you’ve earned the right to wear this proudly. A parody of the memed, "I Survived My Trip to NYC" T-shirt made famous by Spider-Man Homecoming.
Because if you can survive the Water Temple, you can survive anything.
From November 2024 - Hero’s Call
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Step into the legend. Answer the call.
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Fantastic soft shirt and great design on the shirt. Love it.

Shipped quickly, exactly as described. Awesome t-shirt.

Fits true to size, great design, and I got complements on the shirt from the other players at the table. Can’t ask for much more than that!

Love the shirt, love the classic fit

Shirt is very comfortable, graphic seems to be a good quality. Not a flaky knockoff special. My players liked when I wore it to a game of Cyberpunk. Will be a good to DM/GM shirt for a long while

Great design, good fit

Sick

The shirt material is a lot softer than I was expecting and the print quality looks great! The design caught my eye on Instagram and I'm glad I pulled the trigger on it before it's gone. I'm really looking forward to wearing this one for future game sessions.

Very comfy fit and the colors are just as vibrant in person. New favorite shirt! :)

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The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsist... The store offers high-quality graphic tees featuring creative designs that appeal to niche interests like Dungeons & Dragons, art, and pop culture. Customers praise the vibrant prints, soft fabrics, and overall great value. Sizing can occasionally be inconsistent but the seller is responsive to exchanges.
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